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Welcome to Madness! This is Improbable Island's how-to-play Wiki.1)2)3) Here, you'll find a labyrinth of misinformation about the game in a delicious 50/50 black forest cakemix of true tales and the taller kind 4). So grab your ball of string, tie it tight to your nearest sturdy item of furniture and get ready for a ramble through a maze of Dunbernarding proportions.


Read this. READ THIS. Believe us, this section's pages are very important. We know it's confusing, first off, to be faced with all these billions of pages flapping around in your face like broken-hearted pigeons on steroids, but we promise that a quick whiz5) through the next three in this section is going to be Very Good For You.6)

  • Advanced Roleplaying And when you're done reading that one, you should have a look at this as well!
  • After you've finished with the basics of roleplaying, it's time to get acquainted with the setting and backstory of Improbable Island, known as the Canon.

And when you're done to death with the wiki, head over to the Forum of Filth 12) and see what the argument of the day happens to be13)14)!

Quick Lists to Interesting Places

Here are things you might want to read if you want to know what a Zolotisty is, or where not to sleep for the night, or why those people have many more arms than you, or why you've been dropped naked into the middle of an outpost, or even what the hell a Chat Channel is. These links are for you, for when you need details on anything, you want to get a grip on how people write or you just feel like enjoying a few scenes we've hijacked into existence for your visual delectation. Flit around! It's all there for your well-being and general warm fuzzies.

Feel like Wiki-ing?

It's not too difficult to set up an account at the Enquirer, and once you have one, you can edit, add to, vandalize or change this page and any others in any fashion you see fit. Check out this page for instructions on how to edit a page; then try your hand at editing one here. Please bear in mind that you'll have to decide for yourself how much truth any individual page contains. The Wiki of Lies20) is like that.

So! Make some pages. Soon21). Don't forget to lie.

Use the Sitemap in the bottom right corner as a reference guide when you're creating a page, so you don't go creating multiple pages that contain the same info (such as Housing vs. Dwellings, Cake vs. The Cake).22) Pages are indexed in the Sitemap automatically.

A sampling of delightful topics!

  • Roleplaying A list of large-scale plots people have, and have had going in the game.
  • This is the player-updated index of pages on the wiki. But you're probably better off using the Sitemap button in the bottom right corner of this page, or the search box in the top right.
  • Enquirer, for if you ever get curious about what it is, exactly, that you are holding. It's full of immutable facts.25)

And that's just a small slice of what we have to offer! Here's your ball of string, there's your own personal labyrinth of Crete Crates26), and there's your sanity. You can wear it like a hat as you explore. Enjoy!

1) No, you're going to learn how to play Improbable Island, not how to play Wiki, you idiot.
2) But I want to learn how to play wiki...
3) ...aren't you playing it now?
4) Lies. We mean lies. Lightly sprinkled with treason. And also lions, though those aren't outright. They're actually sneaky bastards.
5) Don't forget to flush!
6) Castor oil not included.
7) This link currently does not work when clicked here, due to the FAQ affecting your navs. You can view the FAQ under any chat in game.
8) Not to be confused with the effayque
9) Also not to be confused with the very out of date FAQ.
10) Free lies?! Hot diggity Damn! I gotta get me some of that!
11) Or at the very least, need it to know how the hell you play this game. And yes, the Rookie Advisory IS lie-free.
12) It's quite clean, we promise- Marly mopped it all up yesterday.
13) It's clam chowder. It's always clam chowder.
14) Some Veterans claim it was once tomato soup. They are wrong.
15) Read: ...unless you want people to have contact information. That'll cost you.
16) Read: Learn how not to drive a nail through your thumb, or your neighbours'!
17) Driving your neighbours through your thumb stings.
18) These are all player created, and quite good!
19) Free to use! But cigs are always nice :p
21) Or now, if you feel like it.
22) Then again, maybe you want to create duplicate pages. Who knows what your goals are?
23) Don't click this if you value your last shreds of sanity.
24) Like everything in your life now. Don't be a Joker.
25) Read: "a half-assed collection of lies printed to obfuscate the true whereabouts of the Enquirer's staff".
26) Complete with bloodthirsty Full Metal Lion in the center, wondering why one would need a ball of string to get out of a labyrinth.
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