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Why are we ambushing hamsters, pray tell? Do they have guns? Explosives? Knives? Dirty bombs? Hmmmmm? No, they're just inoffensive little fuzzy rodents that have a predilection for corn, aren't they? Your mother and I have talked to you about this!1)2)3)4)

1) . . . Well, they're quite tasty. I should know.
2) We use proper footnote formatting in this household, mister!!! Does someone need a time out?
3) Time out is for sissies. On Improbable Island we have KNOCKOUT.
4) Stay out of this, Little Mac!
 
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