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Contents of Calliaphone's Cart (at last accounting)

  • 1 shovel, suspiciously like that belonging to Jon Bishop
  • 1 pair of best dungarees (turquoise-and-purple striped)
  • 1 mini steam G-bot
  • 1 patchwork Mouse-Thing 1)
  • 1 wooden mantel-clock 2)
  • 1 pair of purple-and-lilac boardshorts
  • 1 live penguin 3) 4) 5)
  • 1 mahogany box, containing papers
  • 1 larger inlaid mahogany box, containing the workings of a musical box and some other steam-engine parts
  • 43 rubber ducks, one with a kinky piercing
  • 1 pair jewellers' clamps
  • Several issues of Steam Engineer Monthly, in a rather natty binder
  • 2 blankets 6)
  • 1 bucket-of-mixed-tools
  • 1 towel
  • Several packets of post-it notes
  • 1 pianola 7)
  • 1 set piston rods
  • 1 tin-opener, attached to a length of string
  • Several handfulls of cocktail sticks
  • 1 plastic wombat
  • 1 box of assorted junk 8)
  • 1 large leather-bound book entitled Differentiating the Engine: a mechanist's sourcebook
  • 1 pack fruit-scented marker pens
  • 1 clockwork model heart 9)
  • 1 khaki-and-green bikini top with little bronze buckles
  • 1 tiny mechanical hummingbird 10) 11) 12) 13)
  • Large quantities of assorted sheet music
  • 1 power-drill
  • 1 bowler-hat, sorta glue-damaged. Usually contains sweets.
  • 1 rolled-up portrait of her self 14)
  • 1 pink-and-frilly can-can dress 15)
  • 1 rough serge suit & woollen scarf 16)
  • 1 pair hobnail boots & 1 pair fingerless gloves 17)
  • 1 splurge-gun and 1 cheeky-bakerboy's cap 18)
  • Assorted nuts and bolts and bits of wire and crate-wood
  • 1 pair sunglasses
  • 1 rice-cooker and serveral toasters (awaiting repair)
  • 1 lemon-scented toilet puck
  • 15 bars chocolate
  • 1 Scorpion sub-machine pistol
  • 1 fruit-cake Some crumbs
  • 1 miniature brass ladder-chassis, with a burnished brass cylinder fixed to it
  • 1 zipup rash-vest, in pink-and-orange-and-white
  • 1 Reuge music box 19)
  • 1 bottle Johnnie Walker Blue Label
  • 1 jar Nutella (750g, empty except for a note) 20)21)
  • 2 more jars Nutella 22) 23)
  • 5 plastic dinosaurs 24) 25) 26) 27)
  • Several large rolls of stickers
  • 1 badge-making machine
  • Numerous cans of food (1 x lychees, 1 x leeches, 2 x spag-monster-bol, 1 x wiener punk sausages, 1 x macaroni cheese, 1 x evaporated milk-beast, 1 x tigershark goddess steaks in brine, 1 x pilchards, 1 x dogends)
1) name of Mouse-Thing
2) broken, and full of stale sandwich crumbs
3) name of Darren
4) sometimes not in the cart but wandering around the island
5) don't worry, he's a smart penguin, he can take care of himself
6) 1 rather nicely-woven, thank you Stan
7) name of Minnie
8) repaired
9) missing some key components
10) name of 909
11) currently malfunctioning. If switched on, will only sing Unchained Melody
12) Has been known to become violent when prevented from singing
13) Actually, now sings Unchained Melody backwards, thanks to hours of Callia-therapy
14) painted by Asa Comeno
15) borrowed
16) er, yeah, also 'borrowed', that's it
17) definitely not stolen from anyone, nope
18) what are you saying?
19) broken, on the to-do list
20) BISSSHOPPPPP, GIVE IT BACK!
21) It's mine now.
22) SO THERE, BISHOP, PAUL LO LOVES ME MORE'N YOU NA-NA-Na-NA-NA
23) Who needs love when there's stealing? Give me about ten minutes and those will be gone, too.
24) Originally 8, but 2 of 'em went down the laundry chute and one went to someone as a gift
25) Along with 2 hairbrushes, a pillow and a vase of flowers
26) Oh come on, you would've done it too
27) Blimey, you and Mountjoy, what a pair of old women
 
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cart_contents.txt · Last modified: 2017/05/28 03:34 (external edit)