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Defend: What you're supposed to do1) to keep your shack safe from the hordes of mini stick people who will constantly attack it every night.

Defence: A glowly aura of "Don't Fuck with this Guy" pheromones exuded by certain people and things.

Defense: A synonym for "cowardice".2) If your cowardice is great enough, it possible to kill things purely by running away from them.

1) supposed for the sake of argument
2) Not to be confused with "coward's dice.
 
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