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Rule #68 states the following:

Fire solves everything, either directly or indirectly.

The Collateral Damage Adventuring Guild regards this as one of their Cardinal Rules. Members adhere to it diligently, although their definition of 'fire' can be loose at times, and has been applied to ion cannons, fusion weapons, and even friction against the fabric of space-time.

 
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fire_solves_everything.txt · Last modified: 2017/05/28 03:35 (external edit)