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Horatio Entwhistle

Some weird nickname for the Improbability Drive. Might've been funny in previous seasons, but the reruns, DVD-sales, and excessive merchandise kinda killed that.

Oldies tend to fear and respect him because of his ability to do things to you that only... Horatio could to do you.

Methinks it a scary bedtime story designed to keep us n00bs from.. something.1)2) 3) 4)

1) This is, in fact, true.
2) A truth in the Wiki?! Preposterous!
3) We're keeping you from the secret of the Curious Looking Rock, which is ours, and also the key to unlimited power.
4) Did I mention the CLR also makes a wicked hot chocolate?
 
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