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Joker Cake

You wanna try it like they do in Ace High please
Pastry tasty death the greatest odds you'll ever see (you'll love it)
Outpost center over next to Elias's cart
A little boost to oomph you now before you will depart

Oh, oh, oh, oh, ohhhh, oh-oh-e-oh-oh-oh
The cake or not, come give it a shot
Oh, oh, oh, oh, ohhhh, oh-oh-e-oh-oh-oh
The cake or not, come give it a shot

Just eat my, just eat my, just come and eat my Joker Cake
(Death comes to everybody)
Just eat my, just eat my, just come and eat my Joker Cake
(Death comes to everybody)

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J-j-j-joker cake j-j-joker cake

I'm servin' up the softest sponge you'll ever see
Give it a try and I am sure that you'll agree (full of cake!)
The odds are easy when it's ninety-nine to one
But Joker games without a risk just aren't any fun

Oh, oh, oh, oh, ohhhh, oh-oh-e-oh-oh-oh
The cake or not, come give it a shot
Oh, oh, oh, oh, ohhhh, oh-oh-e-oh-oh-oh
The cake or not, come give it a shot

Just eat my, just eat my, just come and eat my Joker Cake
(Death comes to everybody)
Just eat my, just eat my, just come and eat my Joker Cake
(Death comes to everybody)

J-j-j-joker cake j-j-joker cake
J-j-j-joker cake j-j-joker cake

I won't tell you it won't kill you
Odds are good though
Still you're quaking at my baking
After trying then you're running from my joker cunning
Just like a midget in the brothel
Never know what you'll get
I make no promises, promises
that's why the cake is all gratis

Just eat my, just eat my, just come and eat my Joker Cake
(Death comes to everybody)
Just eat my, just eat my, just come and eat my Joker Cake
(Death comes to everybody)

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1) a Lelila and Tyr collaboration
2) Sung to the tune of.. of.. help, somebody?
 
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