Somehow, some-crazy-how the whole of the GERM Clan (then CDAG) were caught up in a mass-hysteric episode where they took over Cyber City 404 and turned it into M*A*S*H 404, a Korean-war-era front-line party hospital.
It was something to do with achieving 1000 drive kills as a UNIT, SOLDIER.1)
Now get down and give me 20 cigs.
The first event in a series of events5) marking the GERM occupation of M*A*S*H 404. Sign-up was initially in the Clan Hall, then the tournament was opened up to all-comers with an overwhelming turnout.
Bouts were judged on artistry & creativity, damage to your opponent and destruction of the surrounding area, except in the case where a specific stipulation was applied.
- Major Frank Bernard - Sessine - Capt Hawkeye SinkOrSwim - Gorbert Vanhousserhoffen - KK Victoria -
Victors highlighted in bold
1) Major Frank Bernard vs. Nurse Zahnnie
2) Hawkeye SinkOrSwim vs. 'Hot Lips' Herbalhan (Weapons: Fire extinguisher, land mine, thong)
3) Father Merlcahy vs. Paul Lo's Creation (Outside assistance: God, Sammich)
4) KK Victoria vs. Nurse Zahnnie (Weapons: Explosive Wardrobe Malfunction, Fire; Outside assistance: Midget minions)
5) Third Sicpuess vs Giuseppe Lorenzo (Weapons: Spiderball, Ice, Teleporter)
6) The Soloist Zolotisty vs. Jon Bishop (Interference by 80's mullet)
7) Gorbert Vanhousserhoffen vs Jonathan Maps (Stipulation: Queensbury rules)
8) Giuseppe Lorenzo vs KK Victoria - Double Disqualification (continuing after the bell)6)7)8)9)
9) Tor NaGoth vs Jade XXIV (Stipulation: Ring-out win)