* Mindbleach is a special drink for use during standard brain-washing and information security procedures.
* Mindbleach is carefully blended from three different kinds of standard bleach, ethanol, unstable improbability, hallucinogens, carcinogens, trace amounts of uranium, our special ingredient and pure mountain spring water.1)
* The special ingredient is a highly volatile synthetic bio-chemical compound, synthesized from a mutant strain of smallpox.
* It selectively destroys memories. Forever.2)
* Possibly. Especially likely if you're good-looking.
* If you have recently seen something traumatic, such as naked Squat Tor or nude sun-bathing Bernard, then this offer may be an act of charity. Remember to thank them in advance!