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Pleasantville

-Thought up and sung by the Chimental Choir.1)

-Sung to the tune of Jimmy Buffet's 'Margaritaville.'

Sitting on my ass
Watching the freaks pass
Eating this steak that grew a few legs
Oh sure, the meat's pasty
And not very tasty
But better than New Pittsburgh's Brain and Eggs.

Wasting the whole week here down here in Pleasantville
Looking for some monster Dan wants me to halt
Some people say that there's a Watcher to blame
But I know It's Horatio's fault

Their faces make me sick
But they're quite domestic
But there's this one mutant that's big as a house
You better be wary
He's way more than scary
Cause with one swipe, he'll squash you like a louse

Wasting the whole week here down here in Pleasantville
Looking for some monster Dan wants me to halt
Some people say that there's a Watcher to blame
But I know It's Horatio's fault

'To the Jungle!' you'll yell
To find a hound from hell
Break a rib fighting an undead goat
But before you find it
Better use a medkit
Or else you'll end up on the ol' Failboat

Wasting the whole week here down here in Pleasantville
Looking for some monster Dan wants me to halt
Some people say that there's a Watcher to blame
But I know It's Horatio's fault
Yes some people say that there's a Watcher to blame
And I know It's Horatio's fault

1) Which consists of creatures that only think they can sing.
 
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