We, the Prancing Spiderkitty Staff, in response to GERMs assignment to our fair town as primary defenders, do hereby petition the watcher, the pantheon of gods, and all powers right and good in this world or any other, to remove this clan to a far more remote post, instead allowing the pub to be ravaged by rampaging hordes of beasts, thereby reducing our repair bills in general.
In addition, we ask that all imbibing of alcohol be prevented by the clan in general, and more specifically, Calliaphone, SinkorSwim, G_rock, Spandex, and Bernard, these measures contributing to the public good, as well as general health and safety of all IIslanders.1)
*a drunken scrawl that may or may not read Skidge, there for reasons unknown* 3)4) 5)
This section is reserves for public comments in consideration of the above petition. Please use this place to post any arguments for or against it's enforcement:
signs his own opposition to the ridiculous claims that GERM
is a dangerous force in and of itself. A nice bunch, really. Even Fergus
! Really. Slander
wants his shady bottle back! Dan must cease sequestering others' possessions, else he will become sequestered
with Paul. And it will be joyful 6)
Hippy God of Snowy Peaks Raimar signs in favour of the petition; he is glad to see that the staff of the SpiderKitty still respect Gods, even if lower deities.7)
Wishes to take a look at the petition. She's running out of paper. . . .