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Otherwise known as Death on Wheels.1)2) They may only be worn with tight neon leggings and/or a nylon workout suit.3)

1) Four wheels, to be precise.
2) Per foot, that is. Unless you have a strange pair of rollerblades. Could be 3 per foot though.
3) Unless, of course, you're Batman, in which case your leggings may be black.
 
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rollerblades.txt · Last modified: 2017/05/28 03:35 (external edit)