1) A type of mount available for purchase from Mike's Chop Shop in Improbable Central. This solar powered motorbike is inanimate and has no value in a fight, but offers significant (up to 25%) reductions in the stamina required to traverse various types of terrain.
Mountains and Deep Water - no help at all.
Snow and Rivers - better than walking.
Swamps - good mobility.
Jungle - yes, we're moving now!
Beaches and Plains - awesome.
Cost: 100 ciggies
Life expectancy: unknown
2) A utensil used in the scrambling of eggs.