Sheila's way of humiliating newblets.1)
Short description: "Is it a fork? Is it a spoon? Is it just a bit crap?"
Long description: "The last resort of the truly desperate. Pull it in a fight, and a monster has a good chance of wandering off, disgusted with you, itself and the world in general."
First of the fifteen weapons unlocked on a Contestant's first DK. Costs 50 Req. Raises attack by 1 point.