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Spork

Sheila's way of humiliating newblets.1)

Short description: "Is it a fork? Is it a spoon? Is it just a bit crap?"

Long description: "The last resort of the truly desperate. Pull it in a fight, and a monster has a good chance of wandering off, disgusted with you, itself and the world in general."

First of the fifteen weapons unlocked on a Contestant's first DK. Costs 50 Req. Raises attack by 1 point.

1) Don't forget about the frilly pink panties! Those have brought shame to many a manly man.
 
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