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The Communications Tent, through its partner offices in every Outpost, offers affordable communications between Outposts, including a direct link to the loudspeaker system to the unworthy on the FailBoat. When you're ready to phone home,1)2) this is the place to go - it may be more expensive than a post card, but it gets the job done faster. Pterodactyls are rumored to be available at some locations for rental for a small fee and a blood-debt. Also, be sure to ask about the map.

1) We have all of you ETs marked, yes you, even you.
2) DISCLAIMER: You can't actually phone home.
 
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