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Aren't you lucky? The Wiki of Lies can also see the future, namely the weather forecast for after yesterday.

Telling the weather for today is useless, of course, since you can just stick your head out a window and check1).

Tomorrow will be a time of reckoning, for Horatio will forsaken us and no longer invite us over for having tea. This shall then be followed by light showers of custard.

1) So get off of your lazy arse and stop bugging us about it
 
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