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Old Bobzilla was hoppin' around
Improbable Central like a big playground
When suddenly Ferryn burst from the shade
And hit Bobzilla wih a Bug-Grenade
Bobzilla got pissed and began to attack
But didn't expect to be blocked by Norris7)
Who proceeded to break a tea cup or two
When Marly came out of the blue,

And she started beating up Norris
When they both got flattened by the Bug-Mobile
But before it could make it back to the Bug-Cave
Caveman Joe popped out of his grave
Took a BanHammer out from under his hat
And blew Ferryn away with a Bat-A-Ban-Ban8)
But then he ran out of petitions and he ran away
Because BuckNasty9) came to save the day,

This is the Ultimate Showdown of Improbable Island
Cool characters, Sues,10) and Improbability as far as the eye can see
And only one will kill Drive, I wonder who it will be
This is the Ultimate Showdown of Improbable Island

Bobzilla took a bite out of BuckNasty
Like the Lion took a bite out of This Guy
And then Norris came back, covered in a tire track
But Ebenezer jumped out and landed on his back
And Ferryn was injured and trying to get steady
When Caveman Joe came back out with a SpiderKitty
But suddenly something caught his leg and he tripped
Talkydoor took him out with her Rank Seven Whip11)

Then she saw Bobzilla sneaking up from behind
She reached for her Plasma Gun, which she just couldn't find
'Cause Ferryn stole it and she shot and she missed
And Ebenezer deflected it with his fist12)
Then he jumped in the air and did a somersault
While Caveman Joe tried to pole vault
Onto BuckNasty, but then they collided in the air
Then they both got hit by a Withering Stare

This is the Ultimate Showdown of Improbable Island
Cool characters, Mary Sues, and Improbability as far as the eye can see
And only one will kill Drive, I wonder who it will be
This is the Ultimate Showdown. . .

Failors sang out in a gruff chorus
Down from the Improbability Bubble descended Bernard
Who delivered a kick which could shatter Invisisuits
Into the crotch of Talkydoor
Who fell over on the ground, yelling in a can
As Ferryn changed back into a man
But Bernard saw through her clever disguise
And crunched Ferryn's Bug Friends in between his Thighs

And Alpha and Duchess and Carrie
Eric and Honey
Mirage and Jack and Skull
Jolt and Colonel
Ace, Crystal, Don, and Eve
Wildfire, Boss, every single member of The League
Levi and Incisor
Sage, Demon, Hunter, and Solar13)14)
All came out of nowhere lightning fast
And then kicked Bernard in his ever-changing ass
It was the weirdest battle the Island ever saw
With viewers watching in total awe

The battle raged on for a Season
Many went to the FailBoat, but for some reason
The Champion stood, the rest saw their better
The Watcher in her ugly red Sweater 15)16)17)

This is the Ultimate Showdown of Improbable Island
Cool characters, Sues, and Improbability as far as the eye can see
And only one will kill Drive, I wonder who it will be
This is the Ultimate Showdown of Improbable Island!
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Song credit is 'The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny', by Lemon Demon.

1) Probably the worst song on all of Improbable Island.
2) And I hope these cameos are okay.
3) As a note, this fighting is probably not correct in who would win versus who. It's just for fun.
4) Don't bother starting an argument over it either, you'll be laughed at.
5) Alot.
6) If things aren't properly linked to someone/something, please link it, there's alot to link in here.
7) BillyWogs, a five foot tall t-rex.
8) Which may or may not be the actual sound the BanHammer makes.
9) Now known as simply 'Buck'.
10) Because we all know they're everywhere.
11) Which she may or may not have.
12) Ebenezer's fist impresses me.
13) IF YOU DIDN'T NOTICE YET, THESE ARE ALL MEMBERS FROM CHIMENTAL.
14) Everything's linked to Chimental to make it a bit funnier. Hopefully.
15) I'm joking, it isn't ugly.
16) No, please, ma'am, I was joking, just jokiaaargiagharaaaAAHH!
17) Fff heeheehee.
18) Please don't kill me for this.
 
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