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What Do You Do With a Drunken Watcher
As performed by Icterid and the Bipolar Mandibles at the Prancing SpiderKitty.

What do you do with a drunken Watcher? (x3)
Early in the morning.

Whay-hey, up she rises, (x3)
Early in the morning.

Buy her a beer1) and take you chances2)! (x3)
Early in the morning.

Whay-hey, up she rises, (x3)
Early in the morning.

Put her in a cage until she's sober! (x3)
Early in the morning.

Whay-hey, up she rises, (x3)
Early in the morning.

What do you do with a drunken Watcher? (x3)
Early in the morning.

Shave her head with a rusty razor! (x3)
Early in the morning.

Whay-hey, up she rises, (x3)
Early in the morning.

Toss her in bed with a drunken Admin3)! (x3)
Early in the morning.

Whay-hey, up she rises, (x3)
Early in the morning.

What do you do with a drunken Watcher? (x3)
Early in the morning.

Tie her up4)5) and sink the failboat! (x3)
Early in the morning.

Whay-hey, down it goes now, (x3)
Early in the morning.

That's what you do with a drunken Watcher! (x3)
Early in the morning!

1) Nonsense. The Watcher only drinks single-malt, sake, and sterno.
2) Well, if you do buy here a beer, then you get what's coming to ya!
3) Are any Admins actually sober on a regular basis?
4) She gets into that.
5) It is, however, advisable to use kryptonite chains.
 
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