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ZOINKS

*Spins around a in a swivel chair behind a desk.*
Ah, welcome!
I see you have found my wonderful wiki page!
I do hope you enjoy your stay. And please, don't leave any angry cats lying around, alright?
Thanks.
Love, Zoinks

JINKIES

Zoinks is, like, the chillest dude2) person there is.

LET'S SPLIT UP, GANG

Previous forms:

  • Okay, so, imagine this one person with really cool hair. Now imagine that person's made of literally rainbows. That'd be Zoinks!
What the fuck
Look, dude, shit happens, okay?
Yeah, but like... what the fuck?
Don't ask me!
  • Alright, alright, now imagine some sort of rosebush. Okay, got it? Now imagine that it's alive and the roses are ALSO rainbows!
...
...
...
RAINBOWS!
...
Aren't rosebushes normally ali-
MOVING ON!
  • They've also been some other stuff. Yeah, stop asking, I didn't keep track.

WOULD YOU DO IT FOR A SCOOBY SNACK?

You bet your sweet ass I would.
...
The end.

OR IS IT?

Some more important info, shown in a rather nice image:
That's Zoinks. In the background.3)


Some more facts:

  • They're a leader of QQQ. Does, like, 99% of the paperwork.
  • They like answering questions.
  • They like playing with the wiki.
  • Doesn't lie all the time.
  • Ask them questions about the Game4).
1) Please don't sue me for my name.
2) Note: The narrator is agender, the character is female.
3) Factual basis of this is still being calculated. Until then, this should be considered fact.
4) Please.
 
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