The following description is the result of an interview conducted by a psychic with a Zombie in New Pittsburgh, the Zombie home. The written text is what the Zombie said, text in footnotes are his thoughts. The Zombie was first captured, then rendered immobile. No Zombies were hurt in the making of this interview.
BRAAAAAAAINS1). Our BRAAAAINS 2). We Zombies are particularly fond of BRAAAAAAAIN3). Because of our BRAAAAAAIN4) We are popular among certain demographics and nested ourselves into the BRAAAINS5)
Our Zombie BRAAINNNS love6) BRAAAAINS. Because the BRAAAAINS 7) are 8) delicious 9). Raw BRAAAINS! 10) delicious BRAAAAINS. Our BRAAAIN 11) scientists 12) lovingly poked BRAAAAINS 13).
This is the last that could be read, the rest of the pages are covered in blood. It appears the Zombie had gotten excited after all that talk of brains and broke loose. As far as we know it is still out th