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Adder Moray
 Wednesday, April 28 2010 @ 11:58 PM UTC  
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THEY INJECTED MY ARM

I SHAVED MY ASS FOR NOTHING



Oh if I had a nickle for every time I've said that...


 
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Zephy
 Thursday, April 29 2010 @ 04:00 AM UTC  
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THEY INJECTED MY ARM

I SHAVED MY ASS FOR NOTHING



You're mad they didn't stick your ass full of needles? I'd be delighted if I thought I was going to get ass-shots and found out I'm getting them in the arm instead.



Arm shots hurt more.


 
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XaNe
 Thursday, April 29 2010 @ 07:19 AM UTC  
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THEY INJECTED MY ARM

I SHAVED MY ASS FOR NOTHING



You're mad they didn't stick your ass full of needles? I'd be delighted if I thought I was going to get ass-shots and found out I'm getting them in the arm instead.



Arm shots hurt more.



Yes, but men value their asshair beyond any pain.

...what? Stop looking at me like that.


Some people see the glass as half full, some people see it as half empty, I just spit in the cup until it isn't a problem anymore.
 
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Reverb
 Thursday, April 29 2010 @ 02:15 PM UTC  
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I.. oh... oh my.. *runns off to the monster submission tent*


"Censure acquits the Raven, but pursues the Dove." "So, that means i'm -always- innocent, right?"
 
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Chimental
 Friday, April 30 2010 @ 02:55 AM UTC  
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THEY INJECTED MY ARM

I SHAVED MY ASS FOR NOTHING



Oh if I had a nickle for every time I've said that...



You'd have a dime.


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Stranger
 Monday, August 09 2010 @ 04:32 PM UTC  
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Oh man. That super sucks.

...how are you even typing this? Why are you not flat on your back shaking for a week?


'cause he's more badass then you.

of course not badass enough to actually catch that cat, but still more so then you.


 
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Temper
 Monday, August 09 2010 @ 10:58 PM UTC  
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Someone's catty.... Wink


 
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 Tuesday, February 02 2016 @ 12:55 AM UTC  
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What I noticed, after I got done laughing myself sick, is the primo storytelling and writing skill demonstrated. Bravo on turning a disaster into terrific entertainment!


 
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