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Gorbert
 Thursday, May 14 2009 @ 01:52 AM UTC  
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I prefer Mephistopheles. Mephisto just doesn't have the same coolness to it.



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Coolness? Since when are you cool, old man?



Since I've been younger than everyone who's called me old man, old lady.



Me, an old lady? Why I do say that you've dealt me a rather painful blow, Gorbert. Don't assume too much based on one's preference of speech.



Isn't that exactly why everyone kept calling me "old man"? And it has nothing to do with your preference of speech, I just doubt you're younger than me.


 
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 Thursday, May 14 2009 @ 01:53 AM UTC  
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I prefer Mephistopheles. Mephisto just doesn't have the same coolness to it.



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Coolness? Since when are you cool, old man?



Since I've been younger than everyone who's called me old man, old lady.



Me, an old lady? Why I do say that you've dealt me a rather painful blow, Gorbert. Don't assume too much based on one's preference of speech.



If that's so, my dear lady Rosin, then how is it that you've managed to make the same mistake with Gorbert?

Hmmmm?



'Tis no mistake, Mr. Bond. I have quite accurate sources that say he is indeed an old man. Or at least, older than I.



What are these unimpeachable sources, and how old do they tell you I am?


 
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 Thursday, May 14 2009 @ 02:08 AM UTC  
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Oh Gorbert, don't you remember? 'Twas not more than two months ago that you yourself told me. Although it was at that party, and you did seem rather drunk afterward.


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 Thursday, May 14 2009 @ 02:15 AM UTC  
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Oh Gorbert, don't you remember? 'Twas not more than two months ago that you yourself told me. Although it was at that party, and you did seem rather drunk afterward.



...No. No, I don't remember this. What party? The Mardi Gras party?


 
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 Thursday, May 14 2009 @ 02:16 AM UTC  
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Actually, I don't remember ever telling anyone my exact age...wait, now I feel some vague, mostly forgotten memory that tells me I might have told you sometime.

I'm confused.


 
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 Thursday, May 14 2009 @ 02:19 AM UTC  
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Actually, I don't remember ever telling anyone my exact age...wait, now I feel some vague, mostly forgotten memory that tells me I might have told you sometime.

I'm confused.



Ah, so you do remember dear Gorbert? I had feared you'd forgotten all about that night.


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 Thursday, May 14 2009 @ 02:23 AM UTC  
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Actually, I don't remember ever telling anyone my exact age...wait, now I feel some vague, mostly forgotten memory that tells me I might have told you sometime.

I'm confused.



Ah, so you do remember dear Gorbert? I had feared you'd forgotten all about that night.



No. As I said I'm confused. A lot has gone on throughout my stay on the Island, and I've only retained so much of it. But I do get the sense that maybe I did have this conversation with you. Could you remind me of this occasion?


 
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 Thursday, May 14 2009 @ 02:27 AM UTC  
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Actually, I don't remember ever telling anyone my exact age...wait, now I feel some vague, mostly forgotten memory that tells me I might have told you sometime.

I'm confused.



Ah, so you do remember dear Gorbert? I had feared you'd forgotten all about that night.



No. As I said I'm confused. A lot has gone on throughout my stay on the Island, and I've only retained so much of it. But I do get the sense that maybe I did have this conversation with you. Could you remind me of this occasion?



But remembering is half the game, dear Gorbert? I shouldn't have thought you'd remember that night. Are all men so foolish as you when they're drunk?


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 Thursday, May 14 2009 @ 02:29 AM UTC  
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Though this does hook in somewhat with the original thread itself. Quite a good thing it didn't go as far.


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 Thursday, May 14 2009 @ 02:31 AM UTC  
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First, I'm never drunk, and Gorbert's only rarely drunk. Second, I've had a lot of conversations with a lot of different people.


 
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 Thursday, May 14 2009 @ 02:32 AM UTC  
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And I still don't remember what you're talking about and now this memory lapse is very irritating.


 
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 Thursday, May 14 2009 @ 02:34 AM UTC  
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First, I'm never drunk, and Gorbert's only rarely drunk. Second, I've had a lot of conversations with a lot of different people.



Gorbert once made a certain blending of Joker Special which was quite... Intoxicating. There was a bit of mindbleach involved in the whole scenario.


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 Thursday, May 14 2009 @ 02:37 AM UTC  
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First, I'm never drunk, and Gorbert's only rarely drunk. Second, I've had a lot of conversations with a lot of different people.



Gorbert once made a certain blending of Joker Special which was quite... Intoxicating. There was a bit of mindbleach involved in the whole scenario.



The only time I remember doing something like that was for your 100th tea visit. Is that what you're talking about?

And wouldn't this conversation be more appropriately held through distractions?


 
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 Thursday, May 14 2009 @ 02:38 AM UTC  
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Indeed it should, Gorbert! Come, let me crack open your skull and have a drunken probe about your brain through the magic of Island mail.


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 Thursday, May 14 2009 @ 03:37 PM UTC  
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This entire conversation indeed proves that Gorbert is, in fact, at quite an advanced age.
He seems to be suffering from alzhiemers, which is why he can't remember telling you what his advanced age is!


 
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 Thursday, May 14 2009 @ 08:55 PM UTC  
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I've aged remarkably well, though.


 
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 Saturday, May 16 2009 @ 02:53 AM UTC  
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So I guess this thread's over? No implementation of my pet idea? Woe.


 
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 Saturday, May 16 2009 @ 03:03 AM UTC  
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So I guess this thread's over? No implementation of my pet idea? Woe.

For whom the bell tolls, and it tolls for you.


 
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 Saturday, May 16 2009 @ 03:17 AM UTC  
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So I guess this thread's over? No implementation of my pet idea? Woe.

For whom the bell tolls, and it tolls for you.



You do realize that means it's also tolling for you, don't you?


 
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 Saturday, May 16 2009 @ 03:18 AM UTC  
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So I guess this thread's over? No implementation of my pet idea? Woe.

For whom the bell tolls, and it tolls for you.



You do realize that means it's also tolling for you, don't you?

The bells of Death toll for us all.


 
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