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Pinche Cabron
 Tuesday, December 01 2009 @ 02:30 AM UTC (Read 1810 times)  
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(sorry to disappoint, reverb, but this post isn't about what you think it is)

Listen up, gang! Tyr has just killed the Drive at Rank 3 with fists as his only weapon. No Grenades. No Gargleblasters or priestly potions. HIS. FISTS.

Can any of you weaklings and short-pants-wearers claim the same?

Here is how he was equipped: Invisuit, best helmet and gloves, servo arms. He was playing as a midget, aka A Sexy Shoeless God of War.

AFAIK, Tyr is the first and only contestant to pull this off in Season 2. (Note that I said contestant. Mods are not contestants, so they don't count.)

Now as some of you might know, Tyr (and his player) are much too humble to be tootin' his own horn about this. Thus, this post.


 
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 Tuesday, December 01 2009 @ 02:56 AM UTC  
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We're not contestants? Neutral We don't get any special game privileges for being mods, my good friend. Our games play just the same as yours. I will stoically shine my 'yes, I've killed it with my fists this Season' oompleslinger over here.


BARK BARK BARK.
 
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 Tuesday, December 01 2009 @ 03:09 AM UTC  
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Eek!

Not worthy....

*Bows to the God of Cocoa*


 
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 Tuesday, December 01 2009 @ 03:23 AM UTC  
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We're not contestants? Neutral We don't get any special game privileges for being mods, my good friend. Our games play just the same as yours. I will stoically shine my 'yes, I've killed it with my fists this Season' oompleslinger over here.



No, you're management. Sorry, but you can't be in the Contestants Local 523 unless you give up your management position.


 
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 Tuesday, December 01 2009 @ 03:48 AM UTC  
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BARK BARK BARK.
 
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 Tuesday, December 01 2009 @ 10:48 AM UTC  
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*solemnly claps*

I don't think I've succeeded in this yet. I may often forget to buy puny things like weapons, but never for an entire run! Well done Tyr!


 
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 Tuesday, December 01 2009 @ 11:04 AM UTC  
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Bah.. and after you got me all exited when reading the title, too... ah well.. Tyr rocks!


(I have absolutely no idea whatsoever what i was supposed to think this was about, but it can't be good Razz)


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 Tuesday, December 01 2009 @ 03:59 PM UTC  
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*reminiscing mode activated*

Aaaaaaaah, I remember killing the Drive with my Fists back in my Season One days.

Completely naked too. No armor, helmets, gloves or boots. Just me and my Bulldozer. (I thought the other equipment would go away too so I never bought any.)



And I can already think of the comments Pinche would say about this. Dammit, he's getting to me. X(


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 Tuesday, December 01 2009 @ 06:15 PM UTC  
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First and foremost, yay Tyr! Whoosa good cocoa god, are YOU a good cocoa god? Yesh you are. YESH YOU AAAAARE.

I, unfortunately, lack that oompleslinger. And I am not a mod, so I don't have THAT oompleslinger either. I in fact do not have any oompleslingers at all. This is because I am not as good as the rest of you. Mr. Green


 
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 Tuesday, December 01 2009 @ 08:24 PM UTC  
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Well done Tyr. Mr. Green

Skidge - you're at least as good as me. Probably better....

...Tell me again, what is it we're supposed to be good at?


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 Tuesday, December 01 2009 @ 10:16 PM UTC  
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Mr. Green



Sorry Zol, didn't quite catch that, something about trifle was it? I'm a bit hard of hearing through all these grenades etc. Could you repeat that for me?


 
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