Just a minor problem...
Blessing my weapon brings up this message:
The Watcher looks over the puny weapon you hand him and comments, "I am impressed that you make any progress at all." Closing his eyes, he waves his hand over the weapon and quietly speaks a few words you cannot make out. Dave appears shortly afterwards, and takes the armour away.
The Mistress of Death and Reality TV leans over her desk and stares at you, unblinking, for ten minutes.
Just when you're about to collapse into a heap of quivering jelly, Dave reappears with your armour, which looks a little shinier than before, and now features some extra welding spots and duct tape.
"There," he says, handing you back your weapon. "Now maybe you won't suck quite as much."
You grasp the weapon and notice that it feels slightly warmer to the touch than you remember. "
Isn't Watcher female? And word armour replacing weapon?