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Bakemaster
 Sunday, October 31 2010 @ 08:20 PM UTC (Read 11366 times)  
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Go deposit all ciggies into clan bank. Return to outpost. Find ciggie.

...can't complain.

Accidentally travel past the outpost because you forgot that "V" doesn't enter outposts any more. Find crate.

...can't complain.

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Onigiri
 Sunday, October 31 2010 @ 09:23 PM UTC  
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Get sent to the FailBoat to find you had the foresight to gather 132 favor for the circumstance.

.....can't complain.


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Cousjava
 Sunday, October 31 2010 @ 09:39 PM UTC  
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Get sent to the failboat for the third day out of 5, trying to leave Plesantville to find somewhere to sleep. Consequently ending up with 300 favor and 6% stamina each day.

Complains LOADS to the people of the failboat - the same ones each time.


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 Sunday, October 31 2010 @ 11:57 PM UTC  
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Get sent to the failboat for the third day out of 5, trying to leave Plesantville to find somewhere to sleep. Consequently ending up with 300 favor and 6% stamina each day.

Complains LOADS to the people of the failboat - the same ones each time.



My stam is better than Cousjava's.

Can't complain. Smile


"Ain't nothin' left to do but smile, smile, smile." -The Grateful Dead
 
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 Monday, November 01 2010 @ 12:29 AM UTC  
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Spend a day wandering around looking for crates. Don't find any. Stumble back to my dwelling at 23% stam. There's a crate waiting at home.

can't complain.


 
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 Monday, November 01 2010 @ 01:04 AM UTC  
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Run into the Magpie on Bastard Rank - get one-shotted and lose a bunch of experience. Next fight, run into the Broth Joker and get it all back plus some.

Can't complain...


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Matthew
 Monday, November 01 2010 @ 01:23 AM UTC  
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Get a two day DK because I find/kill around five or six magpies in the same game day.

Can't complain.


 
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 Monday, November 01 2010 @ 05:31 AM UTC  


Finding ten crates in one day.
...can't complain.


 
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tehdave
 Monday, November 01 2010 @ 06:04 AM UTC  
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Got a bottle of Crown Royal, Captain Morgan, and what's left of a bottle of Knot sitting on my dresser.

...Can't complain


Isn't sanity just a one-trick pony anyway? All you get is one trick: rational thinking. But when you're good and crazy, oooh, oooh, the sky's the limit.
 
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Ashtu
 Monday, November 01 2010 @ 10:56 AM UTC  
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Found three crates.
On the same square.
Simultaneously

.....can't complain.


Thank you.
 
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 Monday, November 01 2010 @ 11:41 AM UTC  
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Promised my girlfriend I'd go shopping with her and I can't complain...
Oh, wait, not how it's meant.

Was doing a 1 day DK, got cocky, started throwing imp. bombs and got failboated. Realised I wasn't a midget and could get off failboat. Finished my 1-day dDK.
...can't complain.

Picked up all my money from the bank (because I'm lazy and it requires less typing) to visit the gauntlet and kissing booth. Got failboated, came back and realised I lost all my req (~250k) that way. Was on an an AMAZING joker day and found a titan with 1.4 mio HP, untouched, and I hadn't eaten in days.
... can't complain

Went away for a few days only to miss The Titan Apocalypse of 2010.
... can't complain.


 
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Ashtu
 Tuesday, November 16 2010 @ 01:46 AM UTC  
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Whilst casually strolling from CC404 to Kittania, straight down the beach, minutes before NewDay:

Picked up seven crates, containing:

5 BANG Grenades
2 Energy Drinks
6 Large Medkits
1 Monster Repellent Spray
2 Nicotine Gums
2 One-Shot Teleporters
9 Ration Packs
8 Small Medkits
6 WHOOMPH Grenades
4 ZAP Grenades

Sold for 22,500 req.

.....can't complain.


Thank you.
 
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Mogar
 Tuesday, November 16 2010 @ 03:02 AM UTC  
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Found myself 8 crates in 6 squares after leaving SquatHole for AceHigh, and the last 2 cards I needed for a pass in the same spaces. I needed to make a productive run for stone soon, too.

...can't complain.


 
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June
 Tuesday, November 16 2010 @ 04:02 AM UTC  
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Traveled up to CC404, stumbled in, encountered a cigarette-giving robot, left, encountered the cigarette-giving robot conducting studies on June's ability to restrain her bladder, left the page, found a cigarette! ... on top of two crates.

...can't complain.


 
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Matthew
 Tuesday, November 16 2010 @ 04:34 AM UTC  
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Forget I had three crates in my backpack until after I kill the Drive.

Can't complain, because it was my stupid ass that forgot about them.


 
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 Tuesday, November 16 2010 @ 04:57 AM UTC  
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Quote by: Ashtu

Whilst casually strolling from CC404 to Kittania, straight down the beach, minutes before NewDay:

Picked up seven crates, containing:

5 BANG Grenades
2 Energy Drinks
6 Large Medkits
1 Monster Repellent Spray
2 Nicotine Gums
2 One-Shot Teleporters
9 Ration Packs
8 Small Medkits
6 WHOOMPH Grenades
4 ZAP Grenades

Sold for 22,500 req.

.....can't complain.



Yeah, I was fiddling with eBoy's price and demand sensitivity earlier on today, and realised that I hadn't made any changes since I set accounts to expire after 90 days rather than after 30, making the economy a little bit screwy. So I made some alterations and then dumped a whole arseload of Crates onto the map to stimulate the economy. Smile


 
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 Tuesday, November 16 2010 @ 05:04 AM UTC  
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Quote by: Ashtu

Whilst casually strolling from CC404 to Kittania, straight down the beach, minutes before NewDay:

Picked up seven crates, containing:

5 BANG Grenades
2 Energy Drinks
6 Large Medkits
1 Monster Repellent Spray
2 Nicotine Gums
2 One-Shot Teleporters
9 Ration Packs
8 Small Medkits
6 WHOOMPH Grenades
4 ZAP Grenades

Sold for 22,500 req.

.....can't complain.



Yeah, I was fiddling with eBoy's price and demand sensitivity earlier on today, and realised that I hadn't made any changes since I set accounts to expire after 90 days rather than after 30, making the economy a little bit screwy. So I made some alterations and then dumped a whole arseload of Crates onto the map to stimulate the economy. Smile



Stimulate the economy? I just stimulated the Hospital tent's, I couln't go two steps without breaking my neck tripping on three of the damn things at once. Razz


 
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Trotsky
 Sunday, November 21 2010 @ 12:36 AM UTC  
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Since he came to this island Rookie Trotsky has been treated like absolute royalty by all but three Contestants who've encountered him.
He also couldn't complain if he were on fire, but that doesn't take away from the gentility and kindness he's received.
It just means that such random acts are going unappreciated.
Because he's a cork.

...that can't ever complain.


"Ain't nothin' left to do, but smile, smile, smile" -The Grateful Dead
 
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Iriana
 Sunday, November 21 2010 @ 01:02 AM UTC  
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Get FailBoated, lose 8k req needed for grenades, cue dismay.

Return to Island, immediately find 2 crates with crate sniffers that more than make up for it.

...can't complain.


 
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Makiwa
 Sunday, November 21 2010 @ 04:13 AM UTC  
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Stumbled across a plethora of crates, armed myself to the teeth, killed my first Titan and get to play with a cat launcher. All before even choosing a rank.

Nope, no complaints. Mr. Green


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