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 Friday, December 24 2010 @ 07:57 PM UTC (Read 2580 times)  
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T'was the day before Christmas, and all 'cross the Isle,
was a gift-giving spirit, everyone with a smile.
Decorations were hung on each dwelling with care.
In thanks, party-goers left logs and cobblestones there.
Everyone was quite cheerful (well, that or were dead).
Even Midgets were friendly, 'til they walloped your head.
And Kelwine in her Panties, and with my Spork,
Had just sat down in Cool Springs for a helping of pork.
When from out in AceHigh there arose such a ruckus,
We set off on foot, and arriving, said, "F--- us!"
The walls were in shambles, and not a shop open!
The Jokers just smiled, asking, "Reinforcements, we're hopin'?"
Through long-winded puns and in-jokes we waded,
With BANG grenades thrown, and Midget rage sated.
We battled the thousands (No Chimrera, of course)
Including Hannibal, Bedstead Men, and Feral Budget Horse.
Cleaving Squicky in half, we faced fear after fear,
Until we had each used our last Chronosphere.
We stood back-to-back, knowing soon we'd be 'Boated,
When on the horizon, our salvation floated.
Clans ICEE, and TUNES, aboard airship SAVOR
Armed with Sun Guns (And Bunny suits, just for the favor)!
They soared in from the east, with grins and guns blazing
To give the foul hordes a good, solid razing.
They cleared out a path for AIB and more,
ANY and Quack Quack, SWEET, SPICE and SOUR.
"Wait a minute," Said Kel, "That doesn't rhyme,"
But I didn't see, with auto-update out of time.
We fought long and hard, defending the breach,
and made profit to boot (about 20k each).
We grinned as we hammered, patching up every hole,
Knowing that united, we'd reached our goal.
We relaxed for a moment, singing Christmas chorus,
When the PA squealed with announcements for us.
The voice on the speakers was so haughty and terse,
I knew it was Her and I said a short curse.
More sneaky than lions the titan swarm came,
the cameras recording as She called them by name.
"Now Crasher! Now Banger! Now Clanger, UnFixin'!
Smash Midgets, smash Robots, Smash Human and Kitten!
To the top of each Outpost, and tear down the wall!
Merry Christmas, contestants, may god save you all!"





That'll teach you to leave me alone with a text editor.


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Anonymous: Cherriki Ten
 Friday, December 24 2010 @ 09:05 PM UTC  



That is absolutely fantastic! Thank you so much and Merry Christmas


 
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 Friday, December 24 2010 @ 09:59 PM UTC  
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*Arghs, realizing he missed a word. It's supposed to be "and I with my Spork." And he's currently begging for his life to Kelwine for the panties bit. Obviously this is CMJ's revenge for his comments in the other thread.*


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 Friday, December 24 2010 @ 10:07 PM UTC  
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That was cute, I rather liked it myself. Looking forward to anything else you feel like sharing to use creativity deprived fools. Smile


 
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 Saturday, December 25 2010 @ 12:58 AM UTC  
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ahh, fabulous Big Grin


 
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 Saturday, December 25 2010 @ 04:37 AM UTC  
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/applauds
I read the first few lines to myself, then realized I just had to read it aloud. Well worth the odd looks I got from my family! Good work. ;D


 
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 Saturday, December 25 2010 @ 05:19 AM UTC  
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That was brilliant! thanks Beeps.

Of course I mean Bart Wink


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 Sunday, December 26 2010 @ 09:12 AM UTC  
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Lovely! Simply delightful! Big Grin


 
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 Sunday, December 26 2010 @ 04:38 PM UTC  
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You horrible sick, twisted people.
How I love you.
Happy Boxing Day!

~CTP


 
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 Sunday, December 26 2010 @ 09:07 PM UTC  
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thats frikken awesome


 
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 Friday, January 07 2011 @ 06:21 PM UTC  
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...I regret not reading this earlier. That was beautiful and hilarious.


 
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