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Carter
 Saturday, September 08 2012 @ 09:15 PM UTC (Read 1506 times)  
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Hi,

I'm Chef Albert Carter.

You might know me from such telly shows like "Bertha and Madeline's Nibble Away!" or "Foodies"....or one of my many cookbooks.

This is just a test post...but I wanted it to have a little more flavor than:

"TEST POST"

We cheffy people are like that.

Anyhoo,

Cheerio!

Or Corn Flakes, whichever breakfast cold cereal you prefer!

--Albert W. Carter


 
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Count Sessine
 Saturday, September 08 2012 @ 09:20 PM UTC  
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I was going to delete this right away. But ... awww. I can't! Big Grin


 
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Carter
 Saturday, September 08 2012 @ 09:24 PM UTC  
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Maybe I should continue to relate my experiences with crumpets....

Or discuss my humorous cookbook:

"Food Preparation Without Offing Yourself: The Complete Bachelor's Guide To Cooking!"

"First rule of cleaning....if you look in the pot and you see the stuff growing there is now an advanced civilization with statues erected in your likeness...well, it doesn't mean you're a god to a new race, it just means you're a bloody slob....get out the Brillos and scrub at it!"


 
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talkydoor
 Saturday, September 08 2012 @ 10:27 PM UTC  
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While you're here...

Assuming I'm making the same dish every time, how many days can I go without washing pots and pans? Just hypothetically, I mean.

Also, my homemade bread sends people running for their dentists, even after picking the bigger cockroaches out of the flour. Where am I going wrong?


 
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Carter
 Saturday, September 08 2012 @ 10:44 PM UTC  
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Those are very good questions, Ms. Talkydoor.

First question...if you are any race but a midget, then you should wash the pots and pans after every use...even if you're cooking the same meal.

If you're a midget, however, it is absolutely imperative that you do NOT wash your pans until a minimum of 2,761 servings of the same dish has been served...this will build up the Secret Midget Spices necessary in proper cuisine of that race.

And as for your bread, good miss...I don't see why your companions should be running....Cockroach Sourdough is a fine example of Midget Baking. However, I believe you're going wrong with serving it to anyone other than a midget, who cannot comprehend or tolerate the subtle nuances of Midget Cuisine.

I do hope this provides some insight! :3


 
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