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User Name: KimmyMonstah (KimmyMonstah)
Member Since: Wednesday, April 15 2009 @ 12:36 AM BST
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Homepage: http://ed-spike-link.deviantart.com/
Location: Right above you. Hey wussup.
Bio: Hello gents.
Look over at your girl.
Now back to me.
Now back to your girl.
Now back to me.
Happily, she isn't me.
But if she dropped her shoes off a cliff she could grow tentacles like me.
Look down.
Back up.
Where are you?
You're on a tank with the man your lady could look like.
Move away.
He smells.
Look at me.
What's in your pants?
Are you happy to see me?
I knew you were.
Back at me.
I have it.
The thing that was in your pants.
It is a baseball the size of a pumpkin with feathers out the back.
The ball is now a rooster.
Anything is possible when you ride the gravy train.
I'm on a shark.





~The icon's name is Charles, and he's the fanciest Shark Week shark. Ever.
A friend made him for me, ask and I'll link the guy to you if you want one.
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