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Username: Bedlam Beersie ()
Member Since: Sunday, January 20 2013 @ 01:33 PM UTC
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Location: Austin, Texas, U.S.A.
Bio: I dislike thieves so much, that I took a job working as store security for an electronics retailer. I enjoy catching shoplifters, and I make a decent wage doing it. But it is still just a job; it is not who I am.
I am greater than the sum of my parts. I am someone who has consistently overcome obstacles in my life and been made stronger for them, though saying that makes it sound like I went to prison and found God, or had to enroll in a twelve-step program, or some such thing (neither of which are true).
I am a humanist, and I try to do good things for the sake of making the world a better place in which to live, even if only slightly.
I enjoy being alive, but I often tell people that, if I could choose how I am going to die, I'd like to be tortured to death. After being tortured, dying might not seem like such a bad thing, and, in addition to that, I'll feel like my passing will be really meaningful to whomsoever is conducting the torture. If that sounds weird, I accept it. I care that it seems like an odd thing to say, but the fact that I care doesn't change the way I feel about it.
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