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A rare creature with chameleon-like characteristics. Very difficult to positively identify, as it can appear as almost any other creature. Constantly trying to better itself, with varying success.

The blue awannabe is a sub-species found only on Improbable Island. It can be distinguished from other awannabes because it only appears as almost any other Island race.

Awannabes are generally very neurotic, and should be approached with caution and hot beverages. vapourised with plasma guns and SASPS armour 1)2)mollified with candy and large, unmarked bills.

1) Can't vaporize much with armor. You can, however, do a lot of bludgeoning.
2) I'm willing to put that to the test though. I can be very, very patient.
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awannabe.txt · Last modified: 2017/05/28 03:35 (external edit)