One extremely improbable event involves finding Emily in the jungle. You are presented with several unique options, since nobody else is around.
If you choose to bugger her and fail, you'll hear stifled laughter and giggles. It will then become apparent that you were not, in fact, alone.
This causes you to be much enraged, and immediately start to attack the spying mob. One of your attack options is 'bugger all else'.
. . . Let's just say it's like a rabid pack of squirrels, only more painful for your enemies.