Candy entered the Island ecosystem in October 2014 through uncertain means.1) Speculation currently centers around an Improbable accident at a grenade factory on the Island that turned the contents of the grenades into delicious, delicious treats.[citation needed]
Eating candy provides a small, one-time Stamina boost of [xxx]% piece, together with a small, long-lasting,2) stackable Attack and Defense buff of [xxx]%.3) This buff applies in Dojo fights and carries through Newday, although previous experience has shown that you will lose the buff if you get sent to the Failboat and allow a system Newday to restore you to the Island. Encounters with Horatio will also remove the buff.
Currently, there are four sizes of Candy Bombs available in the Hunter's Lodge.4) The larger bombs have a chance of releasing smaller bombs, which proceed to explode one minute later. When a bomb releases another bomb, that bomb also has a chance of releasing smaller bombs, where applicable.
Gargantuan (200 pieces; 50% chance of releasing Huge, 75% chance of releasing Large,
100%
5) chance of releasing standard Candy Bomb
Huge (100 pieces; 50% chance of releasing Large, 75% chance of releasing standard Candy Bomb
Large (40 pieces; 50% chance of releasing standard Candy Bomb)
This one doesn't get an adjective because it's so normal. (20 pieces)
As of October 2015, there are thirty different types of candy, whose deliciousness may vary with the eye of the beholder.6)7) There were originally twenty, but the author of this document is so sugar-addled he can't remember which ones are which.8) Nevertheless, those that feel new are marked, for the time being, in italics.9)
Balls
Blunge
Bumpy Frank
ButterBum
Chocolate Rings
Country Hunny
Dave
Dong
Fish Cubes
Flick
Flippler
Furtler
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Jimmy Crumbles
LIPS
Llama Bar
Mange
Mister Finger
Momf
NipNips
Nutty Log
Rumpadoo
Slippery Starfish
Snudge
Spanky
Squirty Giggles
Suck
Sweet Touch
Swizzler
Twungle
Shortly after their introduction, an unknown maniac set off multiple Gargantuan Candy Bombs in an Outpost.11) Not only did the denizens of the Outpost suddenly find themselves chest-high in candy, but the Island developed crippling lag. Please make sure to pick up your Candy in a timely fashion.