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Cousjava's Quotes & Sayings

Cousjava has various quotes from other people that he likes. Some of them are things he has aid himself, some are form other people:

  • Contestant Zircon has been defeated in the Proving Grounds by Paradox.
  • "Wow," says The Watcher. "I guess I shouldn't have gotten my hopes up about her Nudity."1)
  • "Human beings can always be relied upon to assert, with vigour, their god-given right to be stupid" - Dean Kootz (1945 -
  • "I'm mad. You're mad. We're all mad." - U A of W C
  • "One can never have too many pairs of socks" - Professor Dummbledore
  • "The price of cannabis, subsidised beer and pot noodle these days is simply analogous" - Jack Spratt
  • Wales - Not always raining - Wales Tourist Board
  • 'Classic.' A book which people praise and don't read. - Mark Twain
  • Climate is what we expect, weather is what we get. - Mark Twain
  • Useless! Useless! All is useless! - Ecclesiastes
  • Up the airy mountain
    Down the rushing glen
    We daren't go a-hunting
    For fear of little men
    - William Alligham
  • Si fueris Romae, Romano vivito more; Si fueris alibi, vivito sicut ibi. - St Ambrose
  • A Company for carrying on an undertaking of Great Advantage, but no one to know what it is. - Prospectus for a company during the South Sea Bubble. 2)
  • From ghoulies and ghosties and long-leggety beasties,
    And things that go bump in the night,
    Good Lord, deliver us!
    - Cornish
  • Please do not shoot the pianist. He is doing his best. - Oscar Wilde
  • This animal is very bad; when attacked it defends itself. - Unknown
  • We must love one another or die. - W.H. Auden
  • "My Hero! My knight in shining armour! What on earth are you doing up there?"
  • "...it makes her seem as though the light in her eyes is the sun streaming in through the back of her head. - Talen
  • There's a sucker born every minute. Pheaneas H. Barnum
  • "This isn't death, it's Paris!" - Emily Spitzer
  • "Methinks endless war doth grow tiring. Why not we try endless peace for a few months?" - Mandorin
  • Eat TOAST! - Toast Marketing Board
  • We're all normal people here.3) - Darren Cox
  • "I am looking for a new kitty. . . mine had to leave. . .and petting myself is just too weird. . ." - Niala
  • Returning Contestant Reverb suddenly feels a bit odd. Within moments, he starts shrinking, multiplying, and infecting everyone nearby. By the Drive, he is a GERM!
  • Returning Contestant Giuseppe Lorenzo:He4) does not deserve to become food for Zebo. That is cruel and unusual punishment. * Unordered List Item
  • Civilian Reverb agrees. Poor Zebo.
  • XeNoMoRpH XaNe has aparently Snatched the Hole from Asa. There's a joke in there he doesn't want to find. . .
  • Alpha and his Mass Chimental nods. "Will do." They walk out the grounds. They gained a level in walking away! They are now at level 15. This action now costs less stamina. They can now walk away from more people!
  • Rainbow Raiment drags himself from a smoking hole on the side of the Factory, using a leg for a crutch."Malfunctioning Robot? Pft. Yeah right. That thing's only malfunction was that it was IN. MY. WAY.
  • Transcendent Grand Lord Elevated Badass of the Gods Sloth grins and shakes his head, now this is just becoming ridiculous, I mean, a hat wearing a hat, fine, but tangoing? And holding a rose in his 'teeth'?

Pooka Xane always wondered what a hat looked like when it was incredibly excited, and now he knows.

*Returning Contestant Naamah smiles at Cura and grabs two balls, lobbing them over at Dave.5)6) 7)

  • "To Make An Impropable Island: combine 3 parts Alice's Wonderland, 1 part MASH, 1 part Blood Gluch, 4 parts Gilligan's Island, 10 parts plain ole' insanity - stab repeatedly and serve over grenades." - Rookie Noone
  • Pirate Queen Genevieve concludes that Agelmar, Nathan, and Dave should never be left alone together.

Sergeant Hiraniva's narrator agrees with Gen. The results would be hilariously terrifying and undoubtedly explosive.

  • Queen of Hearts AliceHeart pats herself, "AM I LEAKING?"
  • Contestant Admin says, "How long does it take to find the first monster in the Dan quest line?"

Rookie Nimitz says, "Several centuries usually."

  • Brigadier Alex MacMillan nods to Oddity. "We were all once scared naked rookies. Not everyone on the Island is even the same gender they started out as here, let alone the same race."
  • Rookie Oddity nods slowly to Alex. "Ah. That's. . . somehow not surprising." He laughs. "I think I've officially lost my mind, and I don't think I want it back."
  • "Male-to-female is particularly popular, to the point where it's not uncommon to put about ten to fifteen newly females out of their misery in a day." - Treespeaker Mercury

*"Damned erections always get in my way. . ." - Rookie Rewyn

  • The Fetching Emily Pence looks over at Unicorn and blinks a moment. "My other marble! I thought I'd lost it forever!"
  • The Fetching Emily Pence runs over and picks it up. "The gold one! Beautiful! Thank you so much! I never thought I'd find my marbles in NewHome!"
  • Guitarian Bob Zarido dives his hand into the fried chicken bucket, snatches out a wing, and gets to cleaning it.
  • KittyBug Ferryn is a breast woman herself.
  • Adventurer LadyRavenSkye smiles, "Have you been helping her build?" She thought for a moment, ". . . and why has he been so happy?" She doesn't think any orphanages blew up lately.
  • sugar-hi unicorn frowns. she's good at sounds and he doesnt sound fine. she creeps out from behind him to stare at the offending ankle. because clearly that will solve everything.
  • Shapeshifter Lazarus's ankle is stared at. It would blush if it could.
  • "In Soviet Russia, the crates hunt YOU!" - Reverb
  • How do you get into a relationship? - Verqi
  • Thats odd, lots of people on the island have amnesia... - Jenkins
1) Putting a quote of from the Watcher at the top of the page was entirely voluntary. We did have a choice in the matter.
2) The undertaking can now be revealed - Improbable Island.
3) This statement was, of course, met with howls of derision
4) Rookie Joey
5) Don't read the next footnote if you like out-of-context silliness more than the explanations
6) Snowballs.. GOD that sounds dirty out-of-context
7) so snow is actually little angel's balls, if you're mentioning Him already? Would explain the androgynous looks of them, and the crunchiness
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