Dirk Vanderhuge was an actor and stuntman in the action movie genre prior to his trip to the Island. While he never was more than a character actor and frequently played bad guy Heavies or good guy Tanks, he developed a small but fiercely loyal fanbase. Unfortunately, even as he got better and better parts in bigger and bigger movies, his treacherous and rat-like agent, Ira Lipschitz, sold him out to the Island while arranging for all monies derived from Improbable Island royalties, merchandising, ad revenue sharing, and sponsorship deals to go exclusively to himself.
He has made his peace with the Island and settled down with his wife Molly in a cozy little Place called the Tea House. He is often found dressed in armor and gear like a Viking, and there are rumors about that he travels to a world beyond the Island called Valskyr. He is also a craftsman in metals, and makes weapons, armor, and jewelry for his loved ones as well as on commission.
Brass Knuckles Buffet
Brass Knuckles Buffet 2: Back for Seconds
MyFist, Your Face
Inferno of Death
March or Die
Attack of the Stallone Clones
Eat This! (Parts 1 through 6)
Hubert and the Revered Wyvern of Mischief
Half Life (live action reboot)
Doctor Destroyo
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Things Exploding
Things Exploding II: Everything Explodes!
A Fistful of Your Face
Ass, Meet Foot
Cloudy With a Chance of Beatdown
Raging Blood III: Blood Rage
Duke McKickass: The Revenge of General Genocide
You, Me and My Billyclub
The Resurrection of Hitler
Madmen of Spain: They Saved Hitler's Hand
Radical Action 2 - Back in Action
Meter Maid 2: Maid for Destruction
Jane Austen's Sense and Senseless Violence
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