| Crap | Half-Decent | Tasty |
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A G-nother G-nu | 1 | 2 | 3 |
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Admiral Flufferson | 0 | 2 | 0 |
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Adult Mouldywarp | 0 | 1 | 6 |
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Albert | 1 | 2 | 1 |
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Ambush Hamster | 0 | 0 | 1 |
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Angry squat | 2 | 1 | 0 |
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Animated Aubergine | 1 | 0 | 0 |
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Another Goddamn Monster | 1 | 2 | 3 |
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Anti-Busker | 1 | 1 | 2 |
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Anthropomorphosized Circular Saw Philosopher | 1 | 2 | 1 |
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Araneafelis Gigantea | 0 | 0 | 5 |
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Archaeopteryx | 1 | 2 | 1 |
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Armoured Housefly | 1 | 0 | 0 |
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Army of Hippopotami | 0 | 0 | 4 (x8) |
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Atinlay Igpay | 0 | 0 | 3 |
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Bar Fly | 2 | 1 | 0 |
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Bear Strapped to the Back of Another Bear | 0 | 0 | 8 |
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Bees and Ants | 10 | 0 | 0 |
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Beholder of the Behinder | 1 | 2 | 1 |
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Berserk Gardener | 1 | 2 | 1 |
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Bert & Ernie | 2 | 2 | 0 |
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Betentacled Horror | 0 | 0 | 5 |
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Bettie the Amazing Kung-Fu Butterfly | 1 | 0 | 0 |
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Bicyclops | 2 | 0 | 1 |
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Blair Hippo | 7 | 0 | 0 |
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Blonde Heiress | 4 | 2 | 0 |
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Bluebird of Happiness | 1 | 1 | 0 |
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Bookface | 2 | 0 | 0 |
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Broadway Extra | 1 | 2 | 1 |
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Bumbling Ally | 1 | 2 | 1 |
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Cafeteria Lady | 1 | 0 | 0 |
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Canadian Mosquito | 1 | 0 | 0 |
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Canned Leeches | 2 | 0 | 0 |
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Cattywampus | 7 | 0 | 0 |
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Cereal Killer | 2 | 1 | 1 |
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Cloned Diehard Harry Potter Fan | 0 | 3 | 0 |
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Cloud of Reporters | 0 | 10 | 0 |
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Completely Rational Monster | 10 | 0 | 0 |
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Concerned Parent | 1 | 2 | 1 |
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Conglomeration of Probable Creatures | 20 | 0 | 0 |
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Conservative Party Advocate | 4 | 0 | 0 |
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Copy Cat | 0 | 2 | 2 |
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Count of Monte Python | 1 | 2 | 1 |
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Crab Herdism | 0 | 0 | 5 |
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Crafty Joker | 1 | 2 | 1 |
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Crap Meat | 5 | 1 | 4 |
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Crazed Tech Support Rep | 1 | 2 | 1 |
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Creature from a Dodgy Anime | 25 | 0 | 0 |
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Creepy Looking Guy in a Trenchcoat | 1 | 2 | 1 |
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Cryptic Questions Joker | 1 | 2 | 1 |
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Custodian of the Slushpile of Doom | 1 | 2 | 1 |
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Cyrano DeBergerac | 1 | 2 | 1 |
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Dali the Four-Clawed Lobster | 0 | 0 | 4 |
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Dan | 1 | 2 | 1 |
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David Attenborough | 1 | 2 | 1 |
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Death or Cake Man | 1 | 1 | 2 |
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Delicious Soup | 0 | 0 | 1 |
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Delusional, Blue-Spandex-Wearing Lunatic | 1 | 0 | 1 |
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Delusional, Green-Spandex-Wearing Lunatic | 0 | 1 | 1 |
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Delusional Lunatic | 0 | 1 | 0 |
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Devil | 1 | 1 | 2 |
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Dick | 2 | 1 | 2 |
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Dingo-Eating Baby | 0 | 0 | 2 |
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Diplomat | 1 | 2 | 1 |
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Dirty Chippy | 5 | 0 | 0 |
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Diseased Lung | 6 | 0 | 0 |
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Disney Historical Accuracy Department | 1 | 2 | 1 |
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Disney Historical Fallacy Department | 1 | 2 | 1 |
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Doggymorph | 10 | 0 | 0 |
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Don of the Dead | 1 | 2 | 1 |
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Draughtsbeast | 0 | 2 | 4 |
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Drunken Nudist | 1 | 2 | 1 |
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Duck & Penguin in Spats | 1 | 1 | 2 |
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Dump Truck Operator | 1 | 2 | 1 |
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Earwigs | 3 | 0 | 0 |
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Elrod Gulch | 1 | 2 | 0 |
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Emily the Buxom Barmaid | 1 | 1 | 2 |
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Emo Boy | 1 | 2 | 1 |
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Emu | 1 | 1 | 2 |
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Enchanted Stewpot | 5 | 2 | 0 |
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Evolution's Greatest Failure | 2 | 2 | 3 |
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Fat Butcher | 2 | 1 | 2 |
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Father Time | 1 | 2 | 1 |
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Felonious Skunk | 3 | 0 | 0 |
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Feral Budget Horse | 2 | 2 | 0 |
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Feral Kittybikes | 3 | 3 | 3 |
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Fiddler on the Roof | 1 | 2 | 1 |
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Fire Alarm | 1 | 2 | 1 |
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Fire-Breathing Kangaroo | 1 | 2 | 3 |
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Filthy Thieving Squats | 10 | 0 | 0 |
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Flesh-Eating Virus | 1 | 2 | 3 |
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Flock of Fanboys | 4 | 2 | 2 |
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Flock of Migratory Teakettles | 3 | 1 | 0 |
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Flock of Swallows | 3 | 1 | 0 |
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Flying Helper Monkey | 2 | 2 | 0 |
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Flying Hipster Pig | 0 | 1 | 4 |
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Flying Sea Serpent | 4 | 1 | 0 |
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Flying Spaghetti Monster | 5 | 2 | 0 |
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Foilwench | 2 | 2 | 0 |
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Foreign Meatloaf Dinner | 1 | 0 | 2 |
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Foreign Traveler | 1 | 0 | 2 |
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Gary Gygax | 1 | 2 | 1 |
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Gary Larson | 2 | 2 | 1 |
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Generic Monster | 1 | 1 | 1 |
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Giant Squat | 4 | 0 | 0 |
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Giant Teddy Bear | 3 | 1 | 0 |
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Goddamn Aye-aye | 3 | 1 | 0 |
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Gordon the Cheese Eater | 2 | 1 | 1 |
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Gothic Romantic Heroine | 1 | 2 | 1 |
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Grammar Police | 2 | 2 | 1 |
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Great-Aunt Alice | 3 | 2 | 1 |
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Grue | 0 | 5 | 1 |
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Guerilla Gorilla | 3 | 3 | 0 |
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Guy Who Keeps Running Behind You | 2 | 1 | 1 |
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Ham Bush | 0 | 0 | 3 |
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Harry Potter Reenactor | 1 | 2 | 1 |
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Hannibal Lecture | 0 | 2 | 4 |
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Health and Safety Inspector | 1 | 2 | 1 |
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Hiker | 0 | 2 | 2 |
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Hippopotamus | 0 | 0 | 4 |
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Hover Leech (Canned Leeches) | 2 | 0 | 0 (x6) |
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Humongous Giant Clam | 0 | 0 | 6 |
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Humanmorph | 1 | 2 | 1 |
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Immortal Slasher Villain | 3 | 2 | 2 |
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Insurance Salesman | 1 | 1 | 3 |
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Interrupting Cow | 0 | 2 | 5 |
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Jokosquabotantmorph | 1 | 2 | 1 |
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Kentucky Fried Zombie | 6 | 0 | 0 |
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Kierkegaard | 1 | 2 | 1 |
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Lame Ass | 3 | 2 | 1 |
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Land Shark | 0 | 1 | 4 |
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Lemming | 0 | 1 | 0 |
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Little Old Lady | 3 | 1 | 0 |
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Lolrus | 1 | 1 | 1 |
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Loud Hecklers | 2 | 2 | 1 |
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Mad Scrabble Player | 1 | 2 | 1 |
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Madness Duck | 2 | 3 | 0 |
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Man from the Ministry | 1 | 1 | 1 |
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Master of Disguise | 2 | 1 | 0 |
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Mathematician | 1 | 2 | 1 |
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Member of Doktor Improbable Lovers Anonymous | 1 | 2 | 1 |
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Mephistopheles, Duck of Hell | 0 | 3 | 0 |
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Metamorphic Mess | 0 | 0 | 1 |
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Meter Maid | 1 | 2 | 1 |
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Madness Duck | 2 | 3 | 0 |
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Militant Pacifist | 3 | 3 | 0 |
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Milk Beast | 4 | 0 | 0 |
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Mini-Minotaur | 0 | 1 | 2 |
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Mongol Hordette | 0 | 2 | 2 |
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Monkey Ghostwriter Franchise | 1 | 2 | 4 |
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Monster At The End of This Path | 1 | 1 | 1 |
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Moose | 1 | 2 | 4 |
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Motorcycle Daredevil | 1 | 2 | 0 |
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Mouldywarp | 1 | 2 | 3 |
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NASCAR Fan | 1 | 2 | 0 |
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Network Sponsor | 1 | 2 | 0 |
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Ninjas | 0 | 0 | 4 (x4) |
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Nitro Bunny | 0 | 3 | 0 |
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Occam's Razorback | 3 | 2 | 1 |
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Octophant | 1 | 6 | 1 |
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Old Crippled Beggar | 1 | 1 | 0 |
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Ooze | 1 | 0 | 0 |
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Orc | 7 | 2 | 0 |
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Oronte | 1 | 2 | 1 |
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Pacifist | 3 | 1 | 0 |
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Pack of Chewing Gum | 1 | 0 | 0 |
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Panthzer | 0 | 0 | 10 |
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Passive-Aggressive Co-worker | 1 | 1 | 2 |
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People on Streets | 1 | 2 | 1 |
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Phony Psychic | 1 | 2 | 1 |
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Pile of Uncooked Meat | 0 | 0 | 5 |
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Pinball Wizard | 2 | 1 | 1 |
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Pizza That Time Forgot | 2 | 0 | 0 |
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Play on Words | 1 | 0 | 0 |
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Poisonous Strangler Vines of Doom | 1 | 0 | 0 |
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Pope | 1 | 1 | 2 |
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Potato News Caster | 2 | 1 | 1 |
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Poultrygeist | 2 | 1 | 1 |
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Predatory Petitioner | 1 | 1 | 2 |
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Pretentious Jerks | 1 | 2 | 1 |
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Professional Romance Writer | 1 | 1 | 1 |
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Puppies of a Minor Diplomatic Incident | 0 | 1 | 4 (x6) |
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Purple People Eater | 4 | 2 | 0 |
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Quivering Flesh Heap | 10 | 0 | 0 |
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Rabid Suburban Squirrel Hive | 12 | 0 | 0 |
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Rat Pack | 1 | 0 | 0 |
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Ravening Bugblatter Beast of Aaaaaaaaarrrgh | 3 | 4 | 5 |
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Red Herring | 0 | 0 | 1 |
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Reginald, Your Paper Boy | 1 | 2 | 1 |
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Rejected Monsters | 20 | 0 | 0 |
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Religious Zombie | 4 | 0 | 0 |
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Reluctant Cannibal | 2 | 2 | 0 |
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Reluctant Rabbits | 2 | 4 | 2 |
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Rind Flayer | 1 | 2 | 1 |
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Robert Catesby | 1 | 2 | 1 |
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Rodent Of Unusual Size | 4 | 0 | 0 |
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Rogue Orrery | 1 | 1 | 2 |
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Rude Duplicate Creature | 1 | 2 | 1 |
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Rush Hour Driver | 1 | 1 | 1 |
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S-Trumpet | 1 | 2 | 1 |
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Santa | 5 | 1 | 0 |
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Schrodinger's Other Cat | 3 | 0 | 0 |
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Scotsman Clad in Kilt | 2 | 2 | 0 |
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Scrabble Players Anonymous | 1 | 2 | 1 |
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Season Three Test Monster | 20 | 0 | 0 |
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Self-Conscious Dwarf | 2 | 0 | 0 |
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Seth the Handsome Bard | 1 | 2 | 1 |
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Seven Filthy Thieving Squats | 10 | 0 | 0 |
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Seventy-Headed Hellhound | 50 | 0 | 0 |
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Shaggy Dog | 0 | 4 | 0 |
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Sigmund Freud | 1 | 2 | 1 |
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Sinister Dexter | 1 | 1 | 1 |
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Smog | 4 | 2 | 4 |
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Snake Oil Salesman | 4 | 4 | 0 |
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Society of British Bedstead Men | 1 | 2 | 1 |
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Socktopus | 8 | 0 | 0 |
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Someone Else's Quest Monster | 3 | 2 | 1 |
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Someone With Caterpillars in Their Vagina | 1 | 3 | 1 |
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Son of Budget Cow | 1 | 2 | 2 |
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Son of Budget Horse | 1 | 2 | 2 |
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Sorority Girl in Nightie | 1 | 2 | 2 |
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SpiderKitty | 2 | 0 | 1 |
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SpiderMorph | 7 | 3 | 0 |
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Squat Paladin | 2 | 0 | 0 |
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Squat Plumber | 3 | 1 | 0 |
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Squat Zombie Mutant | 7 | 1 | 0 |
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Squat with Fungal Infection | 4 | 0 | 0 |
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Squats from the Travel Agency | 12 | 0 | 0 |
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Squats from the Train Station | 12 | 0 | 0 |
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Squats with Matching Factory Uniforms | 2 | 2 | 1 |
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Squicky the Bunny | 0 | 0 | 1 |
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Star Wars Nerd | 2 | 2 | 0 |
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Stereotypical Severe Nun | 2 | 1 | 2 |
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Storm Snail | 2 | 1 | 1 |
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Strict Non-Smoker | 1 | 2 | 1 |
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Tall Squat | 4 | 0 | 0 |
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Team Awesome | 5 | 0 | 0 |
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That Cutie from Work | 1 | 2 | 3 |
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The Angler | 1 | 2 | 1 |
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The Eggman | 1 | 1 | 2 |
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The Guy Who Couldn't Beat Tom Carney | 1 | 2 | 1 |
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The Unreality of Time | 1 | 2 | 1 |
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The Walrus | 0 | 2 | 3 |
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Thesaurus Rex | 1 | 2 | 3 |
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The Tooth Fairy | 0 | 0 | 1 |
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Thing in the Attic | 0 | 1 | 0 |
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Thing from the Back Of The Fridge | 2 | 0 | 0 |
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This Guy | 2 | 3 | 1 |
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Three Droogs | 3 | 3 | 0 |
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Three French Hens | 0 | 0 | 5 (x3) |
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Three-Toed Sloth | 3 | 0 | 0 |
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Tom Cruise | 1 | 2 | 1 |
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Totally Baffling Reference | 1 | 2 | 3 |
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Tour Guide | 1 | 1 | 2 |
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Towel-less Hitchhiker | 1 | 2 | 1 |
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Turkey | 1 | 2 | 3 |
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Typical Squaresoft Hero | 0 | 5 | 0 |
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Typo Gremlin | 7 | 0 | 0 |
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Unbeatable Monster | 0 | 0 | 4 |
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Undead Dreaming Catfish God | 0 | 0 | 4 |
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Unicycle Entertainer | 1 | 2 | 1 |
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Union Member With Seniority | 1 | 2 | 1 |
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Unlicensed Plastic Surgeon | 2 | 1 | 1 |
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Unlucky Bastard | 1 | 1 | 1 |
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Uranium Man | 10 | 0 | 0 |
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Urbane Antagonist | 4 | 2 | 1 |
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Vampire-Bat Prince | 4 | 3 | 0 |
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Vegan Zombie | 6 | 0 | 0 |
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Velociraptor | 1 | 3 | 0 |
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Veteran Player | 0 | 2 | 2 |
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Vigilante | 1 | 2 | 1 |
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Violin Suspense | 0 | 2 | 4 |
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Walrus | 3 | 2 | 3 |
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Washed-Up Celebrity | 1 | 2 | 1 |
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Weatherman | 1 | 2 | 0 |
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Well-Meaning Moron | 1 | 2 | 1 |
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Whale | 10 | 0 | 5 |
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Whining Old-School Gamer | 2 | 1 | 1 |
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Whopper with Cheese | 3 | 0 | 0 |
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Wild Horses | 0 | 4 | 4 (x6) |
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Wild Monkeys | 0 | 6 | 0 |
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Wizard of Yendor | 1 | 2 | 2 |
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Wolpertinger | 4 | 4 | 0 |
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Work Experience Lads | 2 | 1 | 0 |
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Yesterday's Salad | 1 | 0 | 0 |
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Your Future Self | 1 | 2 | 1 |
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Your In-Laws | 4 | 0 | 0 |
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Your Own Tongue | 0 | 0 | 1 |
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Your Past Self | 1 | 2 | 1 |
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Your Pasta Self | 2 | 1 | 0 |
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Your Present Self | 1 | 2 | 1 |
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Zen Master | 1 | 1 | 2 |
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Zombie Kitten | 5 | 0 | 0 |
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Zombie Puppy | 4 | 0 | 0 |
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Zombie Worm | 1 | 0 | 0 |
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Zombified Luciano Pavarotti | 1 | 2 | 1 |
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40's Glam Rocker | 1 | 2 | 1 |
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