Part of the Newbie Menace. A being who had just been moved to Improbable Island. The poor creatures are invariably Human despite their best intentions. Successful ones eventually move on, killing the Improbability Drive and evolving into a higher form1), devolving into a lower form 2), or just something else entirely3). Some, for unknown reasons, remain Human. Sometimes these individuals exhibit a natural resistance to improbability, known as mundanity, which could eventually destabilize and destroy the island; they are the true reason that newbies are a menace.