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1) A type of mount available for purchase from Mike's Chop Shop in Improbable Central. This solar powered motorbike is inanimate and has no value in a fight, but offers significant (up to 25%) reductions in the stamina required to traverse various types of terrain.

• Mountains and Deep Water - no help at all.
• Snow and Rivers - better than walking.
• Swamps - good mobility.
• Jungle - yes, we're moving now!
• Beaches and Plains - awesome.

Cost: 100 ciggies

Life expectancy: unknown

2) A utensil used in the scrambling of eggs.