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Welcome to the mysterious Sporran page, where you will find lots of information about sporrans.

What is a sporran?

-I'm so glad you asked. It can be anything!1) The trick to identifying a sporran is knowing that it's something that must be found. Once you find it, you'll know what it is.

Where can one be found?

-Sporrans are most often found during a game of golf. However, they can also be found in other situations as well. You might be lucky enough to find a chest of them in the hedge maze if you can navigate it without being lost. Why, you might even have a sporran sitting next to you right now!

What's wrong with you?

-That isn't a question about sporrans! How dare you! Get off my wiki page!

1) as long as you accept the fact that most of these are lies.
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