Tyler Durham is the name of a peculiar purple aubergine.
Known to photosynthesize to a deep red when faced with a tiger or a storm, and more recently when in the company of the aforementioned carpenter1)
Is also HYPERACTIVE when under the influence of ANYTHING EXCITING or SUGAR
For love of Pratchett, keep him away from the cocoa booth!
Has recently been seen in the company of a dubious fruit
who causes him to photosynthesize regularly, as well as stammer and generally make an ass
of himself. The status of their relationship is unclear, even to those involved.
The aubergine has been fuzzy, awkward, an angry short bastard
, fuzzy again, eternally awkward, strangely squiddy, female, an angry short female, fuzzy, and missing in action since our last report.
Has rarely been seen for quite some time. Perhaps he is in hibernation