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*Spins around a in a swivel chair behind a desk.*
Ah, welcome!
I see you have found my wonderful wiki page!
I do hope you enjoy your stay. And please, don't leave any angry cats lying around, alright?
Thanks.
Love, Zoinks
Zoinks is, like, the chillest dude2) person there is.
Previous forms:
Look, dude, shit happens, okay?
Yeah, but like... what the fuck?
Don't ask me!
Alright, alright, now imagine some sort of rosebush. Okay, got it? Now imagine that it's alive and the roses are ALSO rainbows!
...
RAINBOWS!
Aren't rosebushes normally ali-
MOVING ON!
You bet your sweet ass I would.
Some more important info, shown in a rather nice image:
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Some more facts:
They're a leader of
QQQ. Does, like, 99% of the paperwork.
They like answering questions.
They like playing with the wiki.
Doesn't lie all the time.
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