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    I am back.Started by:rukatin, Dec/04/14 01:52 PM
    I will go out of my way to say that yes,
    I was stupid. Today(ish) is my 18th
    birthday. So to say I am back means I
    was once here underage, got caught and
    thus banned. Again, stupid. And
    then I came back, still not 18, under a
    different handle. It     		 
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    By: Mango
    Dec/04/14 07:19 PM
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    HowzitStarted by:Makiwa, Aug/31/14 12:10 PM
    Greetings Islanders! S'been a while.
    A long while indeed. Wasn't sure
    where to put this wee note, but this
    thread seemed appropriate. That 'ol
    devil RL sure dealt me a duff hand a
    while back that's kept from doing things
    and being places I'd much     		 
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    By: Harris
    Aug/31/14 06:11 PM
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    Because I know you want it.Started by:Mogar, Jun/07/14 03:57 PM
    I know you want it, because I know you
    love Calvin & Hobbes as much as I
    do. Thus, without further ado, here you
    are:
    [url]http://stephanpastis.wordpress.com/2014/06/07/ever-wished-that-calvin-and-hobbes-creator-bill-watterson-would-return-to-the-comic    		  
    		1046 2
    By: Twosocks Monkey
    Jun/09/14 10:36 AM
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    HelloStarted by:Rozarius, May/14/13 09:22 AM
    Not quite sure where to put this. So
    I'm putting it here. Hi my Name is
    Rozarius. I just joined the game and am
    enjoying it so far. (Joe this game is
    funny as heck and I haven't even left
    newhome yet.) I have read both the faq
    and what of the wiki     		 
    		1119 2
    By: Ada
    May/15/13 10:13 PM
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    Sudden Epiphany Started by:Sneaky, May/04/13 09:51 PM
    If Tesla Frames are full-body spikes,
    that must make lovemaking especially
    uncomfortable.    		  
    		1210 2
    By: talkydoor
    May/05/13 07:29 AM
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    She'll probably kill meStarted by:Waverly, Mar/31/13 07:01 AM
    ...for posting this on the Enquirer, but
    I found out one of my favorite Islanders
    has a fantastic
    [url=http://other-wordly.tumblr.com][color=blue]blog[/color][/url]
    (it's going to be published into a
    coffee-table book next year!) and I felt
    the need to giv    		  
    		1126 2
    By: Hairy Mary
    Mar/31/13 06:34 PM
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    I need a Greasemonkey coder or coders, a....Started by:CavemanJoe, Aug/29/12 07:47 PM
    Hey, folks. As you may know, I do my
    advertising through Project
    Wonderful. PW has the best interface
    I've ever seen in an advertising
    network, ever. But it still has some
    problems. I want one (or more) of you
    to make a Greasemonkey script to help me    		  
    		1551 2
    By: CavemanJoe
    Aug/30/12 01:55 AM
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    Spam and how we fry itStarted by:Count Sessine, Apr/11/12 04:08 PM
    The Enquirer gets three flavours of
    robotic spam. First, we get a daily
    flood of spambot user signups, a couple
    of hundred a day. It takes me a minute
    or so several times a day to delete
    them. And no, I've looked into it,
    there's no automated spam prote    		  
    		1075 2
    By: Twosocks Monkey
    Apr/12/12 12:51 AM
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    When You Have A Bad Day Started by:Cherriki Ten, Aug/25/11 01:52 AM
    So I'm starting up this topic because
    sometimes, [i]sometimes[/i] people just
    have that really bad day. And
    sometimes we need to vent. So that is
    what this is for. Vent away, cause I
    know I am about to. So let
    [i]me[/i] tell you about my really ba    		  
    		1825 2
    By: Cherriki Ten
    Aug/25/11 06:13 PM
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    This has been a long time comin' now . .....Started by:Justa, Jul/20/11 11:44 AM
    But better late than never,
    eh? Hello! I joined the game . . .
    gonna say late-April or so of this year?
    And as a rookie, I've been treated with
    nothing but kindness and generosity. So
    [i]thank you so much[/i] for being such
    an all-around amazing communi    		  
    		1828 2
    By: Kelwine
    Jul/21/11 08:42 AM
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    Improbable Island Android WallpaperStarted by:CavemanJoe, Feb/19/11 07:06 PM
    Okay, so here's a wallpaper suited to
    the HTC HD2 running Android at an LCD
    density of 200. It's just a plain
    red-leather-off-the-site-background
    thingy, for now. You might have some
    use for it.     		 
    		5803 2
    By: Maniak
    Feb/19/11 08:34 PM
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    BOINC 300!Started by:Cousjava, Feb/11/11 07:34 PM
    We have now reached 300 years on the
    world community grid! It doesn't seem
    that long since we were trying to get to
    200. It seems to just keep on getting
    faster. Also I read that II has now been
    going for three years. That means we are
    working out 100 year    		  
    		1048 2
    By: Maniak
    Feb/12/11 11:13 AM
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    New player, just spent three real-time d....Started by:Feo Takahari, Jan/15/11 12:01 AM
    So, I drank from one of those streams
    you shouldn't drink from, and it says
    I'll be unconscious until the next day.
    The next day is in four minutes. The
    next day has been in four minutes for
    the past three real-time days. I can't
    go to Location Four and as    		  
    		1275 2
    By: Buddleia
    Jan/15/11 02:50 AM
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    Robots and the EMPStarted by:Maniak, Dec/04/10 12:50 PM
    I love robots and strongly believe they
    are a part of the Island, but they
    certainly confuse me. How can there
    be robots without practical functioning
    computers? They'd need to be huge, yet
    according to the museum they're
    humanoid/human sized. How     		 
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    By: Count Sessine
    Dec/04/10 04:58 PM
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    Crap Meat in the Real WorldStarted by:MadMad, Apr/14/10 05:55 AM
    I've seen a lot of things in my life,
    but I would never have dreamed to see
    something escape from II into the real
    world. But beware: here is the
    [b][i]Riche Montana whole meal
    sandwich[/i][/b] featuring
    [b]real[/b]... [b][size=24]CRAP
    MEAT[/size][/b    		  
    		1223 2
    By: Mr Geppetto
    Apr/15/10 01:55 PM
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    Beatdown by Sudden Penis!!!Started by:Ample Buttocks, Mar/22/10 06:50 AM
    ***** has been defeated in the jungle
    by Slash Fanfic. "The next time I find
    a Slash Fanfic, do you know what I'm
    going to do to it?" **** raves as he is
    dragged into a FailBoat-bound rowboat.
    "I'm going to stuff it full of
    Improbability Bombs and beat     		 
    		1232 2
    By: Epaphus
    Mar/28/10 06:12 AM
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    Thank you, bouncers of the internets.Started by:Chimental, Mar/19/10 03:19 PM
    Hey, guys, remember when the Island was
    being refurbished with new wallpaper and
    we were on 'The Camping Grounds' for a
    few hours, just talking and whatnot?
    Welp, I got a 'message' about it and,
    being as curious as a Kittymorph in a
    Shiny Things Factory, I    		  
    		1078 2
    By: Reverb
    Mar/20/10 01:25 PM
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    Spider RobinsonStarted by:monsterzero, Nov/16/09 03:16 PM
    CMJ mentioned Lady Slings the Booze. I
    would definitely recommend any of the
    early Callahan/Lady Sally books. But
    what got me, personally, hooked on
    Robinson were Mindkiller and its sequel
    Time Pressure. Also, for weird
    premises, the horribly-named an    		  
    		1264 2
    By: Agrajag
    Nov/17/09 05:50 AM
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    Of Special Interest to JokersStarted by:Pinche Cabron, Nov/04/09 09:38 AM
    [url="http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=002733"]MSPAINT
    ADVENTURES: MIDNIGHT CREW ACT 1031[/url]    		  
    		1274 2
    By: Pinche Cabron
    Nov/04/09 11:43 PM
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    Dominatrix PotterStarted by:Pinche Cabron, Oct/31/09 08:42 AM
    [img]http://www.gutenberg.org/files/14407/14407-h/images/52-tb.jpg[/img]    		  
    		1492 2
    By: Reverb
    Oct/31/09 02:03 PM
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    So Long~!Started by:CheshireCat, Aug/17/09 01:24 AM
    I've been reevaluating my priorities as
    of late, and I don't have the time to
    keep up with the Island. It was already
    a struggle for me back in S1, seeing as
    I wasn't the best about reading
    everything that happened, and the
    roleplaying was what really hook    		  
    		971 2
    By: Epaphus
    Aug/17/09 03:05 AM
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    Improbable Interludes and getting thrown....Started by:Pinche Cabron, Aug/12/09 06:37 AM
    I wasn't sure if this was a bug or just
    an improbable string of bad luck, so I
    decided to bitch about it here. I'm
    trying to complete Dan's quest in New
    Pitts before my DK. I'm at 15th level
    with 181,966 xp. I'm spending
    considerable req to extend my    		  
    		949 2
    By: Pinche Cabron
    Aug/12/09 07:52 AM
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    Thank you!Started by:Widdershins, Jul/31/16 09:01 AM
    Thank you, fellow islanders, for
    donating! We covered the server
    cost. I'd have hated to see Minerva
    bein born into a world of red
    numbers. If you can spare a tenner,
    how about lighting a Sparkler to welcome
    Minerva to this world? :D EDIT:
    Oopsie, t    		  
    		2150 3
    By: CavemanJoe
    Aug/04/16 12:58 PM
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    Still in the same sinking boatStarted by:Lea.wolfsfeld, Feb/17/16 06:41 PM
    For those of you that don't know, I'm in
    quite a pickle and I need some serious
    advice I'm currently not in work and
    I'm not allowed to work either. We're
    currently living on my housemate's
    student loan but that isn't stretching
    far enough. We need help    		  
    		2189 3
    By: Wongo the Sane
    Feb/21/16 03:42 PM
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    Roleplaying Theory: Food for thought on ....Started by:Denealus, Jul/25/15 03:35 AM
    So a long time ago in a forum far far
    away, I'd created
    [url=http://enquirer.improbableisland.com/forum/viewtopic.php?forum=14&showtopic=31408]this
    thread[/url]. Now, I'd always meant to
    post a follow-up but life has long
    gotten in the way. Now that    		  
    		2091 3
    By: Naldru
    Jul/26/15 01:18 AM
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    Need tech-heads' help to build the Ultim....Started by:Kolojang, Apr/15/15 02:44 AM
    ...limited at maybe 1200 CAD though. So
    maybe the penultimate computer? The
    ante-penultimate? Anyway. Short story
    short, I want to build a computer, and
    while I'm not a complete idiot tech
    wise, it would be my first one and I'm
    looking for some suggesti    		  
    		1972 3
    By: Omega
    Apr/16/15 01:37 PM
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    Need to vent a little bitStarted by:Docenspiel, Mar/17/15 04:37 PM
    Since I don't keep up with the news that
    much, it wasn't until last night that I
    learned Terry Pratchett had died
    Thursday. So I've spent the day trying,
    and failing, to stop myself from crying.
    I tried to get it out last night, but
    couldn't until this mor    		  
    		2071 3
    By: Naldru
    Apr/13/15 06:04 PM
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    I wish to make a Wiki about my character....Started by:Lester Roquefort, Dec/06/14 07:41 AM
    What's the best provider of some such
    Wiki where i may inform people of my
    made up world?    		  
    		4144 3
    By: Twosocks Monkey
    Dec/06/14 08:06 PM
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    Beautifully executed dance interpretatio....Started by:Mogar, Dec/04/14 10:56 PM
    [url]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o0u4M6vppCI[/url] It's
    what happens in my mind every time I
    fight a monster one hit at a time.    		  
    		1896 3
    By: Harris
    Jan/13/15 03:36 AM
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    Hey, I'm new here~Started by:PrinceKoopaIV, May/06/14 07:14 PM
    As the title says, I'm pretty new here,
    and I'm looking for people to talk to in
    order to make this 'game' even more
    awesome :3    		  
    		1459 3
    By: PrinceKoopaIV
    May/07/14 12:28 PM
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    Geek girls.Started by:talkydoor, Jul/23/13 09:39 PM
    Found this and thought of you wonderful
    people on here:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s4Rjy5yW1gQ&feature=youtu.be    		  
    		1403 3
    By: Blake
    Apr/04/14 02:06 PM
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    SharknadoStarted by:Matthew, Jul/13/13 12:44 PM
    Yeah. This is a real movie with a real
    budget. At no point during production
    did anyone say "hold on a second, this
    is fucking stupid", which says bad
    things about the human race I don't want
    to contemplate at six in the
    morning. [url=http://www.huffing    		  
    		952 3
    By: Matthew
    Jul/15/13 12:36 PM
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    [II card case] I was inspired many moons....Started by:Alik, Mar/16/13 03:58 PM
    I know I haven't been very active but
    I've always enjoyed this game. And I
    love to play cards and travel. So when I
    saw the leather card case I figured it'd
    be fun to make that, you know, one day
    when I had the time, resources,
    motivation, blah blah bla    		  
    		2438 3
    By: Alik
    Mar/17/13 06:08 AM
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    Clock changes.Started by:Hairy Mary, Oct/26/12 12:26 AM
    Folks - the clocks go back in the UK
    this weekend. This sometimes leads to
    the Island going down for an hour or so
    (it's hosted in the UK). Just so you
    know what's going on.    		  
    		1290 3
    By: Hairy Mary
    Oct/20/13 12:40 AM
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    Late-night lagStarted by:Iriana, Sep/02/12 09:35 AM
    It's 2:29am right now, and questions of
    why I'm on the Island at this hour
    aside, I've noticed over the past two
    weeks that I run into quite a bit of lag
    when I play on late nights. It's nowhere
    near the Island's busiest hours, but
    things like timed combat    		  
    		1069 3
    By: Iriana
    Sep/02/12 04:41 PM
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    HELP! I want back on!!Started by:Wolfgang, Jul/17/12 04:25 AM
    So... i don't know why i didn't think of
    this before... Here's the deal, I've
    been away from the Isle more than I'd
    like... Why? Well I blocked it using
    this shitty program called SelfRestraint
    back when i was trying to get a project
    done (Its a procras    		  
    		1630 3
    By: Wolfgang
    Jul/17/12 05:28 PM
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    SOPA/PIPAStarted by:Wongo the Sane, Jan/20/12 06:07 PM
    Heya. I know it's taken me a little
    while to get around to posting this
    question; should've done it as soon as
    the subject came up. Time seems to be
    flying at the mo. As a non-US
    resident/citizen, is there
    [i]anything[/i] I can do to help with
    this b    		  
    		2892 3
    By: dizzyizzy
    Jan/28/12 07:01 PM
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    Anyone know of cheap accom in/around L.....Started by:Daedalus, Dec/05/11 04:13 PM
    Looking for any recommendations on
    places to stay (or avoid!) near
    LA. Background is that I'm planning a
    trip to the US (from Australia), timed
    around end of January 2012. Never having
    been there before, I'm at a bit of a
    loss for planning accomodation,    		  
    		1378 3
    By: Harris
    Dec/08/11 09:48 AM
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    NOOB questionStarted by:Gen. Jackassery, Nov/16/11 11:12 PM
    Sorry, I don't know where this should
    go, or even if it's appropriate, but I'm
    just wondering how to find Mr. Stern.
    He gave me a cigarette when I first
    started playing, but now I've got this
    rusty revolver that says it should go to
    Mr. Stern, and I wand    		  
    		2878 3
    By: Gen. Jackassery
    Nov/17/11 05:59 AM
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    Improbable Island chat logs searchable i....Started by:dizzyizzy, Nov/02/11 03:05 AM
    Per
    [url=http://twitter.com/#!/mattcutts/status/131425949597179904]this
    tweet[/url] from Google developer Matt
    Cutts, Googlebot will be able to parse
    AJAX. Isn't that what II uses? I've
    heard it mentioned around here before.
    Will our roleplay turn up in go    		  
    		2088 3
    By: Matthew
    Nov/02/11 10:37 PM
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