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    The Improbability BubbleStarted by:Kes, Sep/27/18 07:09 PM
    I wasn't in time to catch this one (the
    banter posts had timed out by the time I
    heard about it), but it seems the
    Improbability Bubble is no longer canon,
    and the mention of it has been removed
    from the intro text. I asked CMJ a few
    things on Mastodon and    		  
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    By: Count Sessine
    Oct/05/18 11:55 PM
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    Obsolete LinksStarted by:Hairy Mary, Jul/02/17 12:29 AM
    ...at the top of the page, to Twitter
    etc. Might be an idea to link to
    Mastodon instead?    		  
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    By: Hairy Mary
    Jul/02/17 12:29 AM
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    Where are all the titans?Started by:Red Hatter, Apr/01/17 10:04 PM
    I do a little bit of titan hunting now
    and then, and I've never had a problem
    finding one to fight, but I've done a
    circuit of the island the last 5 new
    days and no luck. Shouldn't at least one
    have spawned by now.... is this just
    really bad luck?    		  
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    By: Kratargon
    Apr/14/17 04:42 PM
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    The SpringStarted by:Zoinks, Apr/26/15 06:34 AM
    The Spring, our newest monthly memento,
    is a bit of a mystery. I have no idea
    what this thing does. So far we know
    little of what it actually does besides
    go [i]boooiiinngg![/i] We have little
    feedback from CMJ himself, however, to
    quote him we know that..    		 Page:  1 2 3 
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    By: Zoinks
    Apr/03/17 02:33 PM
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    The Wizard's Sleeve and the Mineral Appr....Started by:Zoinks, Apr/13/16 10:44 PM
    New toys to play with, yay! Two new
    buildings were added: The Wizard's
    Sleeve in Kittania and The Mineral
    Appraisal Hut in AceHigh. These two
    buildings go hand in hand. If you
    want to discover what these do, and how
    they work, on your own, then     		 
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    By: Lyssa
    Jun/08/16 12:34 PM
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    The Haunted SocketStarted by:Zoinks, Jun/03/16 10:04 AM
    So, typically, I make a forum post with
    each new Monthly Memento or addition to
    the game and such... But this one is
    pretty self explanatory, and it's really
    needed. But I'm going to anyways,
    because I'd like to share
    something! So, first off, the Haunt    		  
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    By: Zoinks
    Jun/03/16 10:04 AM
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    The April ToolStarted by:Zoinks, Apr/01/16 01:23 AM
    April of 2016's newest
    Memento... YOU! The April
    Tool! [size=9]Haha, so
    funny.[/size][size=7] Not really. I love
    you all. None of your are
    tools.[/size] Anyways, this nifty
    tool is, like a, 1/20th, to scale,
    masonry and woodworking shop. Isn't th    		  
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    By: McDerp
    Apr/08/16 12:51 AM
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    Something about clans?Started by:Zoinks, Mar/20/16 02:56 AM
    [img]http://i.imgur.com/kB4JB4s.png[/img] A
    little while ago Junebug said this. So.
    Uh. Guess we have another
    mystery. [img w=700
    h=200]http://i.imgur.com/8Tt9Y6U.png[/img] Here's
    the petition that was solved, according
    to Junebug. [b]tl;dr:[/b    		  
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    By: Zoinks
    Apr/07/16 05:36 AM
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    Outpost System--Mini MapsStarted by:Lain, Jan/08/16 03:55 AM
    Ahhh, NewHome looks great! Joe's Diner
    is a jug, and the very slight
    dimensionality to the buildings is
    great. And the hole--yeah, that's a big
    hole. I SEE A FOUNTAIN. So. Ahem. That
    was my initial reaction, and then I
    wandered.... It took me a moment    		  
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    By: CavemanJoe
    Jan/30/16 07:33 PM
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    Perennial Season Three Gender Options Th....Started by:CavemanJoe, Aug/16/12 08:04 AM
    After another request from a new player,
    aye, this old chestnut bubbled up to the
    surface of my mind again. Sure, let's
    have a peek in the rabbithole and see i    		 Page:  1 2 
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    By: CavemanJoe
    Dec/18/15 02:29 AM
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    Unfinished NaNoWriMo NovelStarted by:Trowa, Nov/08/15 08:19 PM
    Guess I'll kick this one off. So,
    what does it do? So far,
    little. [b]Unfinished NaNoWriMo Novel
    (November 2015):[/b] [quote]A notebook
    containing an unfinished National Novel
    Writing Month novel.[/quote] Use
    Text: [quote]You sit down to write ano    		  
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    By: Trowa
    Nov/24/15 05:03 PM
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    Joe's stinky smell. Kinda like a rotten ....Started by:Zoinks, Oct/01/15 03:34 PM
    Caveman Joe smells really stinky. This
    is a huge problem. I blame the
    following
    image: [img]http://i.imgur.com/UNmJYVu.png[/img] Okay
    so, time to get [i][b]Hella
    Serious.[/i] We've got a job to do,
    people. Find out the the heck these
    Mementos do! W    		  
    		1906 4
    By: Sammi
    Oct/08/15 05:24 AM
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    PreferencesStarted by:Zoinks, Aug/05/15 12:42 AM
    Okay so like, first off, the preferences
    are freaking
    weird. Secondly, [img]http://i.imgur.com/a7k8Nx3.png[/img] Is
    that supposed to be something? It just
    makes the chats Stacked. (Also what
    is autocomplete? Didn't notice anything
    with it on.)    		  
    		1403 2
    By: Escemfer
    Aug/05/15 07:32 PM
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    Storm in a BoxStarted by:Zoinks, Jun/01/15 05:56 AM
    We KNOW what this one does. It's,
    basically, a random chance to get the
    effect of a ZAP or BANG or even both
    while in combat. I don't think it has a
    daily limit. Here's what CMJ said on
    it:
    [url]http://i.imgur.com/vTN0PIL.png[/url] Side
    note, we still do    		  
    		2237 2
    By: Trowa
    Jul/02/15 02:02 PM
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    Bug Repellent and Fly SwatterStarted by:Zoinks, Jul/01/15 04:42 PM
    This month we get 2 Monthly Mementos! To
    grab them both, simply donate $10. Grab
    'em both while they last, cause these
    ones should be really helpful, overall
    stamina-wise. Now, onto what they
    do. The Bug Repellent, after you spray
    it over your body, gi    		  
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    By: Zoinks
    Jul/01/15 05:12 PM
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    Bugs, and features, and money. Oh my!Started by:Zoinks, Jun/21/15 03:16 PM
    I've been thinking about this a lot
    lately. Our beloved Island is clearly
    having troubles. Maybe not troubles it
    hasn't experienced before... but still,
    troubles. As of writing this we're a
    little over $500 behind in our monthly
    goal. We haven't had a sin    		  
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    By: Trowa
    Jun/29/15 02:53 PM
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    No longer able to add color to Place nam....Started by:Zoinks, Jun/04/15 11:28 PM
    Is... this
    new? [img]http://i.imgur.com/kAqIA1y.png[/img] [i]I
    just wanted to add rainbows D:[/i]    		  
    		2347 6
    By: Zoinks
    Jun/05/15 07:38 AM
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    Exploit fix, running away from fight to ....Started by:Tamar, Jun/02/15 08:04 AM
    I believe using an OST does not count as
    running away and will allow a player to
    escape the encounter and preserve their
    glory score.     		 
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    By: Tamar
    Jun/02/15 08:04 AM
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    The Stone RookStarted by:Moxie, May/24/15 07:42 PM
    What does the Stone Rook do?    		  
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    By: Moxie
    May/25/15 01:22 AM
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    Regarding the StrangerStarted by:wvf, Jan/20/11 09:00 AM
    Well, I'm on about the third page of
    text, because I don't know when to quit,
    reaction: I'd just like to say it
    made me [u]jump[/u] when the II rabbit
    logo vanished from the top of the
    screen. It's [b]SCARY[/b] in it's
    absence, (and a real brilliant ide    		  
    		7061 15
    By: Kyuubi
    Apr/09/15 07:54 AM
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    New Greasemonkey script: Advanced Game M....Started by:Red Hatter, Aug/18/12 11:02 PM
    I have created a greasemonkey script
    that adds a few features to the new game
    map: filtering places, note taking, and
    a button to open the map from
    anywhere. [url]https://github.com/RedHatter/ii-advanced-game-map/raw/master/ii-advanced-game-map.user.js[    		  
    		2051 3
    By: Aliraza159
    Sep/15/14 06:11 AM
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    Where is the source code?Started by:Red Hatter, Sep/24/12 11:41 PM
    The 'view source code' link points to
    the dragonprime forums but searching on
    there all I came up with was
    [url=https://github.com/CavemanJoe/Improbable-Island---DragonScales---DragonBones---LotGD-2.0---Season-Three]this[/url]
    repository. It's been a year     		 
    		2071 2
    By: Emma11
    Sep/06/14 06:01 AM
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    Illustrations?Started by:CavemanJoe, Nov/15/10 08:17 PM
    So I've been thinking lately about the
    possibility of having a few
    illustrations in the game. Every time
    I've thought of this before, I've looked
    at everybody's representation of a
    spiderkitty and thought "No, they're all
    so different... that's gonna di    		 Page:  1 2 3 
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    By: Odo Shortwick
    Apr/17/14 06:59 PM
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    The RulesStarted by:Collin-Vee, Mar/03/13 01:45 PM
    Okay, since discussion in Banter leads
    only to suggestions of bringing it here,
    it goes here. About a month ago, it
    occurred to me. There's no direct
    indicator of different, smaller
    guideline-like rules on the island
    within the rules section itself.     		 
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    By: Count Sessine
    Mar/05/13 12:43 AM
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    New greasemonkey script: Battle TimerStarted by:Red Hatter, Aug/10/12 07:42 PM
    I don't know if this is the right post
    this.... but here goes. I've created
    a new GreaseMonkey script! :mrgreen:
    When ever you're fighting a monster it
    looks for the text "Next target: *
    seconds", and causes the number to count
    down to zero then restart    		  
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    By: Clueless
    Sep/15/12 03:31 PM
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    New greasemonkey script: Info MapStarted by:Red Hatter, Aug/17/12 12:58 AM
    Yet another map script. This one will
    record the place you come across in your
    travels and allow you to make notes on
    them. Never remembering were has beds?
    Or were the KIND tower was? Hopefully
    this will fix that. :lol:
    [url]https://github.com/RedHatte    		  
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    By: Red Hatter
    Aug/20/12 11:21 PM
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    CMJ: Time for a Monday Update?Started by:Awesome Fred, Jun/02/12 05:29 PM
    Considering your last Monday Update™ was
    on [b]June 07 2011[/b], I think you're
    due for another of those weekly Monday
    Updates. I'm interested in what's in the
    pipeline, what goodies you have planned
    for us, and above all, some sort of
    priority list to see    		  
    		2267 5
    By: CavemanJoe
    Jun/03/12 03:17 PM
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    Curious Looking RockStarted by:Count Sessine, Feb/28/12 04:18 PM
    Hey, guys. Examine it again. That is
    all. [color=darkred]Please, if you
    choose to comment here --
    [/color][b][color=darkred]no
    spoilers.[/color][/b]    		  
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    By: tehdave
    Mar/17/12 03:25 PM
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    Programming Rants: Commentary and BiosStarted by:CavemanJoe, Nov/14/11 09:52 AM
    The Commentary system is a massive pain
    in the arse. The Bio system is an even
    bigger pain in the arse. Old systems in
    general are an enormous pain in the
    arse, and I'm beginning to understand
    why, when FaceBook brings out a new
    overhaul that ever    		 Page:  1 2 3 4 5 6 
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    By: Omega
    Dec/15/11 11:01 AM
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    I've just been using our Distractions sy....Started by:CavemanJoe, Dec/08/11 06:44 AM
    Fuck me, there's room for improvement
    there, isn't there? :|     		 
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    By: Omega
    Dec/10/11 06:39 PM
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    Any interest in a specialised client?Started by:wvf, Dec/29/10 09:12 AM
    Hi! I've been thinking of making a
    stand-alone program which would act as a
    client for Improbable Island. Why would
    I want a client when I've a perfectly
    good web browser, you ask? Simple:
    Instead of fighting to the death, you
    would be able to fight to the    		 Page:  1 2 3 4 
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    By: Omega
    Oct/24/11 01:44 AM
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    Improbable Island Hundred-Point Rally..Started by:Ashtu, Nov/17/10 03:22 AM
    ....is awesome. Words fail me.    		 Page:  1 2 
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    By: Buddleia
    Oct/02/11 10:48 PM
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    Word Processors, Dwelling Descriptions, ....Started by:dizzyizzy, Jul/30/11 08:05 PM
    I, being enough of a Mac fanboy to buy
    Apple products upon release (but still
    sane enough to whine continuously about
    them), upgraded to OSX Lion despite my
    [url=http://enquirer.improbableisland.com/forum/viewtopic.php?showtopic=18698]previous
    reservations    		  
    		1855 2
    By: dizzyizzy
    Jul/30/11 11:58 PM
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    Mementos topicStarted by:CavemanJoe, Mar/04/11 11:08 PM
    Discuss. Planned extra
    features: Image support A way to show
    these in your Bio Potential
    features: Mild buffs Consumable
    Mementos    		 Page:  1 2 3 4 5 6 7 
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    By: Beeps
    May/18/11 01:07 AM
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    Combat HotkeysStarted by:Maniak, May/09/11 09:11 PM
    Automatic Fighting ([b]%[/b]) For 5
    Rounds ([b])[/b]) For 10 Rounds To the
    [b]D[/b]eath[/p] CMJ sayeth in Radio
    Banter: The new hotkeys are here to
    stay, to make way for our awesome new
    combat system coming very soon. I
    think they're ugly, and I h    		 Page:  1 2 3 
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    By: Iriana
    May/13/11 01:00 AM
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    How to turn a loyalist into a former cus....Started by:crashtestpilot, Apr/24/11 04:39 AM
    a) Don't respond. b) Call them out for
    things retroactively; IE, go after them
    when they've done things you haven't
    warned them about. c) Don't
    respond. d) Pretend you're
    professional, then don't behave
    thus. e) Send minions to do things you
    would not    		  
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    By: Harris
    Apr/29/11 08:05 PM
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    Letter from Stern (SPOILER THREAD)Started by:CavemanJoe, Apr/23/11 01:14 AM
    Wahey! Making a thread!    		 Page:  1 2 
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    By: dizzyizzy
    Apr/23/11 08:35 PM
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    Memento / Player StatsStarted by:CavemanJoe, Mar/18/11 07:52 AM
    Hey, go look at
    this: http://enquirer.improbableisland.com/dokuwiki/doku.php?id=attributes    		 Page:  1 2 
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    By: Wigs
    Mar/23/11 09:15 PM
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    What will and won't be reset in Season T....Started by:Kallio, Mar/08/11 10:11 PM
    So, I recently got off my ass and
    finally started building a Dwelling.
    Then, as I completed the second room, I
    had a horrible thought: what if it gets
    wiped out at the start of Season Three?
    I might give up on my plan to build a
    bouncy castle of Dunberna    		  
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    By: CavemanJoe
    Mar/09/11 05:21 AM
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    New QuestStarted by:Swede, Dec/18/10 11:16 AM
    Well I assume it is a new one as I
    hadn't read anything about it yet.
    Anyway I just met Akira and wanted to
    say I enjoyed the story immensely. Hope
    it will be continued in some
    form. Edit: And I've been
    intentionally vague about this as not to
    sp    		 Page:  1 2 
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    By: Ashtu
    Feb/20/11 12:59 AM
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