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    New QuestStarted by:Swede, Dec/18/10 11:16 AM
    Well I assume it is a new one as I
    hadn't read anything about it yet.
    Anyway I just met Akira and wanted to
    say I enjoyed the story immensely. Hope
    it will be continued in some
    form. Edit: And I've been
    intentionally vague about this as not to
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    By: Ashtu
    Feb/20/11 12:59 AM
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    New greasemonkey script: Info MapStarted by:Red Hatter, Aug/17/12 12:58 AM
    Yet another map script. This one will
    record the place you come across in your
    travels and allow you to make notes on
    them. Never remembering were has beds?
    Or were the KIND tower was? Hopefully
    this will fix that. :lol:
    [url]https://github.com/RedHatte    		  
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    By: Red Hatter
    Aug/20/12 11:21 PM
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    New greasemonkey script: Battle TimerStarted by:Red Hatter, Aug/10/12 07:42 PM
    I don't know if this is the right post
    this.... but here goes. I've created
    a new GreaseMonkey script! :mrgreen:
    When ever you're fighting a monster it
    looks for the text "Next target: *
    seconds", and causes the number to count
    down to zero then restart    		  
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    By: Clueless
    Sep/15/12 03:31 PM
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    New Greasemonkey script: Advanced Game M....Started by:Red Hatter, Aug/18/12 11:02 PM
    I have created a greasemonkey script
    that adds a few features to the new game
    map: filtering places, note taking, and
    a button to open the map from
    anywhere. [url]https://github.com/RedHatter/ii-advanced-game-map/raw/master/ii-advanced-game-map.user.js[    		  
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    By: Aliraza159
    Sep/15/14 06:11 AM
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    New Gambling Device in the Spiderkitty!Started by:Zpatula, Nov/18/09 08:14 PM
    [color=green]Hey, when did the new
    machine show up in the Spiderkitty? I've
    forgotten it's name, but it's something
    like 'Clanker' or 'Klinker'. Fun to
    play! I'm not sure just what all the
    lights and colors mean, but I'm on my
    way to finding out. Has t    		  
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    By: talkydoor
    Nov/23/09 11:59 PM
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    Natter Feed?Started by:Ferryn, Nov/20/09 06:24 PM
    CMJ are you doing more surprise updates
    stop th- Actually, no wait don't. I
    sense oncoming chaos with this new
    feature.    		  
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    By: Disaster
    Nov/21/09 07:13 PM
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    Mounts reduxStarted by:crashtestpilot, Jun/18/10 06:16 PM
    Okay: So we have two new mounts. One in
    IC @ 100 cigs. One in K @ 50
    cigs. Anyone bought either of these, so
    we can do some comparisons? What does
    the Kbike do, vs. the IC one whose name
    immediately escapes me. Inquiring
    minds and all that. It would a    		  
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    By: Epaphus
    Jun/20/10 06:41 AM
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    Mount Naming module to be deactivatedStarted by:CavemanJoe, Aug/25/10 06:25 PM
    Hey, guys. The module that allows you
    to name your Mount in the Hunter's Lodge
    is an enormous performance drain for
    what it does. In rewriting the Hunter's
    Lodge, I want to effectively scrap this
    module entirely. Will you guys be
    devastated if I do that    		  
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    By: Harris
    Aug/26/10 09:12 PM
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    MotD vs CobblestonesStarted by:Trones, Sep/11/10 12:40 PM
    As far as the cancer curing goes, I've
    only donated every one of my spare
    cycles... Can I get a chance at
    winning/losing some stamina/req/hp/cigs?
    Let the Cobblestones be like the
    Kissing Booth, or the Pinata, or the
    Raven Inn, or the Kittens. When you s    		  
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    By: Trones
    Sep/11/10 11:01 PM
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    Monster suggestionsStarted by:Epaphus, Jul/27/09 05:32 AM
    We've gotten a couple of monster
    suggestions submitted via the "Petitions
    for Help" system. For tracking
    purposes, I'm transferring them here for
    consideration as future monsters--er,
    indigenous residents of the Island's
    many jungles. ___ From Contend    		 Page:  1 2 3 4 5 
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    By: Chimental
    Feb/07/10 01:50 AM
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    Monster selector RNG NudgeStarted by:CavemanJoe, May/06/10 07:16 AM
    A little update that isn't worth putting
    in the MotD, here... Given that we
    humans see patterns in everything, to
    make something "feel" more random, you
    sometimes have to make it less random.
    We've all at some point fought the same
    monster twice    		  
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    By: tehdave
    May/06/10 11:57 PM
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    Monday Updates, for Tuesday 23rd Novembe....Started by:CavemanJoe, Nov/24/10 05:01 AM
    Actually it's Wednesday now. Bloody
    hell. Last week we fiddled around
    with a new race-around-the-world-map
    thingy, I finally dealt with / cleared
    out my Petitions inbox, Emily and I
    wrote some lovely new flavour text for
    the upcoming time/weather syste    		 Page:  1 2 
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    By: Trones
    Nov/25/10 06:23 AM
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    Monday UpdatesStarted by:CavemanJoe, Nov/15/10 07:45 PM
    Okay so I'm gonna try to do some Monday
    Updates on what Emily and I have been
    doing the previous week, and what we
    plan for the upcoming week. This
    week, we've mostly been working on our
    time-and-weather system. This is mostly
    descriptive writing. We'    		 Page:  1 2 
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    By: Iriana
    Nov/17/10 12:23 AM
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    Mementos topicStarted by:CavemanJoe, Mar/04/11 11:08 PM
    Discuss. Planned extra
    features: Image support A way to show
    these in your Bio Potential
    features: Mild buffs Consumable
    Mementos    		 Page:  1 2 3 4 5 6 7 
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    By: Beeps
    May/18/11 01:07 AM
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    Memento / Player StatsStarted by:CavemanJoe, Mar/18/11 07:52 AM
    Hey, go look at
    this: http://enquirer.improbableisland.com/dokuwiki/doku.php?id=attributes    		 Page:  1 2 
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    By: Wigs
    Mar/23/11 09:15 PM
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    Letter from Stern (SPOILER THREAD)Started by:CavemanJoe, Apr/23/11 01:14 AM
    Wahey! Making a thread!    		 Page:  1 2 
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    By: dizzyizzy
    Apr/23/11 08:35 PM
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    Leaving the EconomyStarted by:K.K. Victoria, Oct/09/09 11:09 PM
    I had a thought just now. The items
    that you carry with you into battle with
    the Drive are lost when you kill it.
    Right? It occurs to me that sometimes
    I charge into battle with the Drive when
    I may have a mess of spare items that
    I'm not going to se    		 Page:  1 2 
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    By: K.K. Victoria
    Oct/17/09 05:38 AM
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    Keys!Started by:Mr Geppetto, May/04/10 01:18 PM
    We. Have. Keys. It's awesome. More than
    awesome. Words fail one in the face of
    such
    awesomeness! Thankyouthankyouthankyou! PS
    Sorry for not being more constructive,
    gotta play with them a bit to see how it
    all works, so far it looks just
    fantastic an    		 Page:  1 2 
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    By: Ninja Waffles
    May/21/10 07:01 PM
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    Joker TraditionStarted by:K.K. Victoria, Oct/06/09 01:32 PM
    Oh, this is lovely! Renovated combat for
    the Jokers? Balancing, I would
    figure. The clubs and Spades were...
    Really very powerful before. This is
    much more interesting now, looking at
    all of these new things. Joker
    tradition! DRAW AGAIN!    		 Page:  1 2 
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    By: trouble
    Jan/17/10 04:05 AM
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    Joe's stinky smell. Kinda like a rotten ....Started by:Zoinks, Oct/01/15 03:34 PM
    Caveman Joe smells really stinky. This
    is a huge problem. I blame the
    following
    image: [img]http://i.imgur.com/UNmJYVu.png[/img] Okay
    so, time to get [i][b]Hella
    Serious.[/i] We've got a job to do,
    people. Find out the the heck these
    Mementos do! W    		  
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    By: Sammi
    Oct/08/15 05:24 AM
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    Item storage?Started by:Alec, Jan/05/10 11:08 PM
    Like a bank but for items. Think
    about it. Also, I bet there's
    some way to put in a party system -
    Maybe you're already working on that.    		  
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    By: Paul Lo
    Jan/11/10 08:20 PM
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    Insert quarter...Started by:Tor NaGoth, Jul/17/09 04:55 PM
    I would really LOVE to be able to
    purchase New Days in the Hunter's Lodge,
    and not just on the failboat... I
    will happily insert quarters to prolong
    my productive game day,,,, :D     		 
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    By: Hairy Mary
    Aug/14/09 12:02 AM
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    Improbable Labs?Started by:FunnyMan, Dec/17/09 05:02 AM
    I've seen mentions in various places of
    something called "Improbable Labs".
    From what I gather, it is/was/was
    planned to be a place where users could
    play around with creating new modules
    for II. Sounds like a neat idea, and
    one I'd be interested in look    		  
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    By: FunnyMan
    Dec/21/09 10:55 AM
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    Improbable Island Hundred-Point Rally..Started by:Ashtu, Nov/17/10 03:22 AM
    ....is awesome. Words fail me.    		 Page:  1 2 
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    By: Buddleia
    Oct/02/11 10:48 PM
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    Illustrations?Started by:CavemanJoe, Nov/15/10 08:17 PM
    So I've been thinking lately about the
    possibility of having a few
    illustrations in the game. Every time
    I've thought of this before, I've looked
    at everybody's representation of a
    spiderkitty and thought "No, they're all
    so different... that's gonna di    		 Page:  1 2 3 
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    By: Odo Shortwick
    Apr/17/14 06:59 PM
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    I've just been using our Distractions sy....Started by:CavemanJoe, Dec/08/11 06:44 AM
    Fuck me, there's room for improvement
    there, isn't there? :|     		 
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    By: Omega
    Dec/10/11 06:39 PM
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    I'm in England!Started by:CavemanJoe, Aug/01/10 03:32 PM
    I'll be here for another week or so,
    then I'm back to the USA and coding work
    continues. It's been a fun week so
    far; in between visiting with friends,
    relatives and rollercoasters, I got
    molested by a chipmunk (more on that
    later) and Emily and I had l    		  
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    By: snicker
    Aug/04/10 07:54 PM
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    I'm doing something awesome.Started by:CavemanJoe, Jul/21/10 04:01 AM
    Something for Dwellings. Something for
    donators who have a fivers' worth of
    points left over from buying the Emily
    Bundle (and I know there's a few of you
    out there). Something really, really
    awesome. I'm far more excited about
    this than I shou    		 Page:  1 2 
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    By: Ashtu
    Jul/22/10 11:09 AM
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    I need testimonials from my players.Started by:CavemanJoe, Jul/08/09 05:24 AM
    I'm gonna rotate 'em at random on the
    home page. If you've got some words
    you'd like to say about Improbable
    Island, that would fit well as little
    quotes on the homepage, put 'em in here.    		 Page:  1 2 3 
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    By: SaintD
    Mar/30/10 11:27 PM
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    Hunter's Lodge rebuildStarted by:CavemanJoe, Aug/10/10 06:00 PM
    Okay folks, now that Sheds are sorted I
    want to rebuild the Hunter's Lodge while
    Emily works on her Very Special Secret
    Awesome First Project. Here's how it's
    gonna go down: All Hunter's Lodge
    bonuses will be sold as IItems (for
    those who don't know th    		 Page:  1 2 3 4 5 
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    By: Alik
    Aug/28/10 04:35 PM
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    Hunter's Lodge boxes don't expire on dri....Started by:wvf, Dec/27/10 10:44 PM
    Things in you're hunter's lodge bag
    don't go away when you do a drive kill,
    right? Thanks. :)     		 
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    By: wvf
    Dec/27/10 11:31 PM
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    How to turn a loyalist into a former cus....Started by:crashtestpilot, Apr/24/11 04:39 AM
    a) Don't respond. b) Call them out for
    things retroactively; IE, go after them
    when they've done things you haven't
    warned them about. c) Don't
    respond. d) Pretend you're
    professional, then don't behave
    thus. e) Send minions to do things you
    would not    		  
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    By: Harris
    Apr/29/11 08:05 PM
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    Home Page developmentStarted by:CavemanJoe, Jul/08/09 05:32 AM
    Right, this can go one of two
    ways: 1. We talk at length about the
    game's benefits, like we did on the old
    server. We pimp the community, the
    features, we talk it up. Original
    text: Warning: Improbable Island
    contains rancid midget brothels in addit    		  
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    By: Rosin
    Jul/09/09 08:19 AM
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    GREM it!Started by:CavemanJoe, Jun/17/10 08:23 AM
    Got a typo in your last post? Type GREM
    in a chat box. Works on /specials too!
    Also /special works properly in all
    areas now! Still some kinks in the
    new chat system, but I'm working them
    out. :mrgreen:     		Page:  1 2 
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    By: Joseph Kemys
    Jun/29/10 08:17 PM
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    Global Banter ChatStarted by:CavemanJoe, Jun/17/10 04:57 AM
    Should we have a global Banter chat,
    rather than having an individual area
    for each Outpost?    		 Page:  1 2 
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    By: bl0b
    Jun/23/10 03:34 PM
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    Further Commentary system updatesStarted by:CavemanJoe, Jun/04/10 06:34 PM
    The proposals! This first post will be
    edited to reflect what's new... DNI
    status, for Do Not Interrupt. Similar
    to AFK status, this indicates that a
    roleplayer is doing a closed scene, and
    you shouldn't talk to them. Turns their
    online status indica    		  
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    By: Jon Bishop
    Jun/11/10 03:41 AM
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    Faster deterioration of pages.Started by:K.K. Victoria, Sep/25/09 10:40 AM
    CMJ, I understand the need to reduce the
    server load, and it makes sense to cut
    it down here. However, I think you
    shouldn't do the entire island at the
    same time. The biggest place of chat
    clutter is the Common Ground, which has
    anywhere from 300-400 page    		 Page:  1 2 
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    By: Jon Bishop
    Oct/17/09 02:32 AM
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    Exploit fix, running away from fight to ....Started by:Tamar, Jun/02/15 08:04 AM
    I believe using an OST does not count as
    running away and will allow a player to
    escape the encounter and preserve their
    glory score.     		 
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    By: Tamar
    Jun/02/15 08:04 AM
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    EXP growth with DKs OR Why level 1 sucksStarted by:FunnyMan, Jan/15/10 05:18 PM
    I'm sure the other veterans will agree
    with me on this point: Level 1
    [b]SUCKS[/b]. Why? Because it takes
    a long time. Each DK raises the exp for
    reaching level 2 by 25, which doesn't
    seem like much until you remember that
    it only took 100 exp on t    		 Page:  1 2 
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    By: talkydoor
    Feb/24/10 01:44 PM
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    Enhanced commentary systemStarted by:CavemanJoe, May/28/10 04:21 PM
    Hey, all. Like I've been meaning to for
    a while, I've started work in earnest on
    a new commentary system. The new system
    runs a hell of a lot faster, and has
    more support for extensions. Right
    now the icons and online indicators and
    such are implement    		 Page:  1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 
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    By: Ada
    Jun/24/10 08:34 PM
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