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    Mounts reduxStarted by:crashtestpilot, Jun/18/10 06:16 PM
    Okay: So we have two new mounts. One in
    IC @ 100 cigs. One in K @ 50
    cigs. Anyone bought either of these, so
    we can do some comparisons? What does
    the Kbike do, vs. the IC one whose name
    immediately escapes me. Inquiring
    minds and all that. It would a    		  
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    By: Epaphus
    Jun/20/10 06:41 AM
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    Alright, now I'm curious...Started by:K.K. Victoria, Nov/28/09 06:52 AM
    I was just walking through my
    Preferences, and I saw this: "You
    are safe from the effects of Outpost
    invasions until you pass level ten in
    your first Drive Kill. Would you like to
    opt-in anyway?" ---I am [i]very [/i]
    curious...    		  
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    By: Hairy Mary
    Dec/03/09 06:53 PM
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    Curious Looking RockStarted by:Count Sessine, Feb/28/12 04:18 PM
    Hey, guys. Examine it again. That is
    all. [color=darkred]Please, if you
    choose to comment here --
    [/color][b][color=darkred]no
    spoilers.[/color][/b]    		  
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    By: tehdave
    Mar/17/12 03:25 PM
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    Regarding the StrangerStarted by:wvf, Jan/20/11 09:00 AM
    Well, I'm on about the third page of
    text, because I don't know when to quit,
    reaction: I'd just like to say it
    made me [u]jump[/u] when the II rabbit
    logo vanished from the top of the
    screen. It's [b]SCARY[/b] in it's
    absence, (and a real brilliant ide    		  
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    By: Kyuubi
    Apr/09/15 07:54 AM
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    I've just been using our Distractions sy....Started by:CavemanJoe, Dec/08/11 06:44 AM
    Fuck me, there's room for improvement
    there, isn't there? :|     		 
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    By: Omega
    Dec/10/11 06:39 PM
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    Insert quarter...Started by:Tor NaGoth, Jul/17/09 04:55 PM
    I would really LOVE to be able to
    purchase New Days in the Hunter's Lodge,
    and not just on the failboat... I
    will happily insert quarters to prolong
    my productive game day,,,, :D     		 
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    By: Hairy Mary
    Aug/14/09 12:02 AM
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    Further Commentary system updatesStarted by:CavemanJoe, Jun/04/10 06:34 PM
    The proposals! This first post will be
    edited to reflect what's new... DNI
    status, for Do Not Interrupt. Similar
    to AFK status, this indicates that a
    roleplayer is doing a closed scene, and
    you shouldn't talk to them. Turns their
    online status indica    		  
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    By: Jon Bishop
    Jun/11/10 03:41 AM
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    New Gambling Device in the Spiderkitty!Started by:Zpatula, Nov/18/09 08:14 PM
    [color=green]Hey, when did the new
    machine show up in the Spiderkitty? I've
    forgotten it's name, but it's something
    like 'Clanker' or 'Klinker'. Fun to
    play! I'm not sure just what all the
    lights and colors mean, but I'm on my
    way to finding out. Has t    		  
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    By: talkydoor
    Nov/23/09 11:59 PM
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    Unfinished NaNoWriMo NovelStarted by:Trowa, Nov/08/15 08:19 PM
    Guess I'll kick this one off. So,
    what does it do? So far,
    little. [b]Unfinished NaNoWriMo Novel
    (November 2015):[/b] [quote]A notebook
    containing an unfinished National Novel
    Writing Month novel.[/quote] Use
    Text: [quote]You sit down to write ano    		  
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    By: Trowa
    Nov/24/15 05:03 PM
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    Consistent hotkeysStarted by:FunnyMan, Dec/03/09 08:16 PM
    Some of the common hotkeys really need
    to be made more consistent. It's
    disproportionately frustrating when you
    hit a key expecting one thing to happen,
    and something else happens. For
    instance, I keep getting stuck in eBoy's
    because I hit V to return to    		  
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    By: Sloth
    Dec/05/09 12:17 AM
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    Travel HotkeysStarted by:crashtestpilot, Jul/06/09 08:36 PM
    The inability to use numerical keys for
    traveling, as we could in S1, is mildly
    problematic from a user
    standpoint. ~CTP    		  
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    By: CheshireCat
    Jul/15/09 01:39 AM
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    The April ToolStarted by:Zoinks, Apr/01/16 01:23 AM
    April of 2016's newest
    Memento... YOU! The April
    Tool! [size=9]Haha, so
    funny.[/size][size=7] Not really. I love
    you all. None of your are
    tools.[/size] Anyways, this nifty
    tool is, like a, 1/20th, to scale,
    masonry and woodworking shop. Isn't th    		  
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    By: McDerp
    Apr/08/16 12:51 AM
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    Outpost System--Mini MapsStarted by:Lain, Jan/08/16 03:55 AM
    Ahhh, NewHome looks great! Joe's Diner
    is a jug, and the very slight
    dimensionality to the buildings is
    great. And the hole--yeah, that's a big
    hole. I SEE A FOUNTAIN. So. Ahem. That
    was my initial reaction, and then I
    wandered.... It took me a moment    		  
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    By: CavemanJoe
    Jan/30/16 07:33 PM
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    What on Earth could these be?Started by:CavemanJoe, Sep/24/10 03:26 AM
    Good lord, what's this thing coming from
    over the hill? This, too?     		 
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    By: Ashtu
    Sep/25/10 12:54 AM
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    Dwellings: recoding to prevent future ca....Started by:CavemanJoe, Aug/30/10 04:45 PM
    Okay, two things: Firstly, thank you.
    You lot are awesome. I was waiting for
    the whiny E-mails that you'd get if any
    other game had a cataclysm of this scale
    - not a single one. Well, one, but
    that's to be expected. We've got
    something specia    		  
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    By: Reverb
    Nov/19/10 02:04 PM
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    Item storage?Started by:Alec, Jan/05/10 11:08 PM
    Like a bank but for items. Think
    about it. Also, I bet there's
    some way to put in a party system -
    Maybe you're already working on that.    		  
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    By: Paul Lo
    Jan/11/10 08:20 PM
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    What I've been doing tonightStarted by:CavemanJoe, Jun/30/10 08:15 AM
    Earlier today, I did custom race
    thingies. You can go in the Hunter's
    Lodge and set a race - then when you
    post in commentary areas, your race will
    show up as a little silver question
    mark. When players mouse-over this
    question mark, your custom race is     		 
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    By: Jon Bishop
    Jul/03/10 10:05 PM
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    The RulesStarted by:Collin-Vee, Mar/03/13 01:45 PM
    Okay, since discussion in Banter leads
    only to suggestions of bringing it here,
    it goes here. About a month ago, it
    occurred to me. There's no direct
    indicator of different, smaller
    guideline-like rules on the island
    within the rules section itself.     		 
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    By: Count Sessine
    Mar/05/13 12:43 AM
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    What will and won't be reset in Season T....Started by:Kallio, Mar/08/11 10:11 PM
    So, I recently got off my ass and
    finally started building a Dwelling.
    Then, as I completed the second room, I
    had a horrible thought: what if it gets
    wiped out at the start of Season Three?
    I might give up on my plan to build a
    bouncy castle of Dunberna    		  
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    By: CavemanJoe
    Mar/09/11 05:21 AM
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    Spam, spam, spam, spam, and spamStarted by:inetryconydot, Mar/18/10 11:01 PM
    [b]Sessine Edit[/b]: Spam begone.    		  
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    By: Epaphus
    Mar/21/10 08:40 PM
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    Something about clans?Started by:Zoinks, Mar/20/16 02:56 AM
    [img]http://i.imgur.com/kB4JB4s.png[/img] A
    little while ago Junebug said this. So.
    Uh. Guess we have another
    mystery. [img w=700
    h=200]http://i.imgur.com/8Tt9Y6U.png[/img] Here's
    the petition that was solved, according
    to Junebug. [b]tl;dr:[/b    		  
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    By: Zoinks
    Apr/07/16 05:36 AM
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    Bugs, and features, and money. Oh my!Started by:Zoinks, Jun/21/15 03:16 PM
    I've been thinking about this a lot
    lately. Our beloved Island is clearly
    having troubles. Maybe not troubles it
    hasn't experienced before... but still,
    troubles. As of writing this we're a
    little over $500 behind in our monthly
    goal. We haven't had a sin    		  
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    By: Trowa
    Jun/29/15 02:53 PM
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    Table of number of monsters sighted (sug....Started by:wvf, Oct/09/10 03:07 AM
    I'd be interested to see a table with #
    of monsters along the y axis and level
    of monster along the x axis. (Is there
    any chance you could produce one,
    Caveman Joe?) If one cannot be made, or
    raw data cannot be made available,
    perhaps the community can com    		  
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    By: dizzyizzy
    Oct/12/10 10:03 PM
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    147 players online, mostly rookies, and ....Started by:CavemanJoe, Nov/04/09 07:03 PM
    I think the new datacache is a success.
    :) http://www.improbableisland.com/runmodule.php?module=serverload Previously,
    once we had more than 110 players
    online, page load times increased beyond
    one second. Before that, when we
    weren't caching modulepref    		  
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    By: Pinche Cabron
    Nov/04/09 11:41 PM
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    No longer able to add color to Place nam....Started by:Zoinks, Jun/04/15 11:28 PM
    Is... this
    new? [img]http://i.imgur.com/kAqIA1y.png[/img] [i]I
    just wanted to add rainbows D:[/i]    		  
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    By: Zoinks
    Jun/05/15 07:38 AM
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    Typo?Started by:Natalie, Jun/03/10 09:06 PM
    So I approached the watcher after
    getting over 500 favor in the
    failboat. I opted to get a weapon
    buff. The text upon receiving the buff
    said: ---------------------------- ---------------------------- Tune-Up The
    Watcher looks over the puny weapon    		  
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    By: XaNe
    Jun/03/10 11:23 PM
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    Home Page developmentStarted by:CavemanJoe, Jul/08/09 05:32 AM
    Right, this can go one of two
    ways: 1. We talk at length about the
    game's benefits, like we did on the old
    server. We pimp the community, the
    features, we talk it up. Original
    text: Warning: Improbable Island
    contains rancid midget brothels in addit    		  
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    By: Rosin
    Jul/09/09 08:19 AM
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    New greasemonkey script: Battle TimerStarted by:Red Hatter, Aug/10/12 07:42 PM
    I don't know if this is the right post
    this.... but here goes. I've created
    a new GreaseMonkey script! :mrgreen:
    When ever you're fighting a monster it
    looks for the text "Next target: *
    seconds", and causes the number to count
    down to zero then restart    		  
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    By: Clueless
    Sep/15/12 03:31 PM
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    CMJ: Time for a Monday Update?Started by:Awesome Fred, Jun/02/12 05:29 PM
    Considering your last Monday Update™ was
    on [b]June 07 2011[/b], I think you're
    due for another of those weekly Monday
    Updates. I'm interested in what's in the
    pipeline, what goodies you have planned
    for us, and above all, some sort of
    priority list to see    		  
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    By: CavemanJoe
    Jun/03/12 03:17 PM
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    Weather SystemStarted by:Cherriki Ten, Jan/06/11 01:16 AM
    Okay, so I have been checking back to
    the Enquirer every so often and reading
    up on CMJ's Weather System (Which I
    think is fabulous) But I do just have
    one small question between the, er,
    mechanics of that and the roleplaying.
    With the way the days work    		  
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    By: D Valentine
    Jan/06/11 07:28 PM
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    discussion about the development pollStarted by:nude b, May/27/10 03:13 AM
    [quote]Features that let me tell a story
    or express myself (IE Housing addons,
    Public Notices and so on) (32 -
    17.3%) Features that make roleplaying
    with other players easier or more
    enjoyable (IE AJAX Chat, more and
    different ways to communicate, et ce    		  
    		2245 5
    By: Derander
    May/28/10 06:50 AM
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    Server performance statisticsStarted by:CavemanJoe, Oct/15/09 03:27 PM
    Hey, all. Yesterday I wrote a little
    module to help me keep an eye on server
    load and performance. This may be
    interesting to folks who want to know
    when the game will be slow to load
    pages.     		 
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    By: Hairy Mary
    Oct/16/09 12:11 AM
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    The Improbability BubbleStarted by:Kes, Sep/27/18 07:09 PM
    I wasn't in time to catch this one (the
    banter posts had timed out by the time I
    heard about it), but it seems the
    Improbability Bubble is no longer canon,
    and the mention of it has been removed
    from the intro text. I asked CMJ a few
    things on Mastodon and    		  
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    By: Count Sessine
    Oct/05/18 11:55 PM
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    Joe's stinky smell. Kinda like a rotten ....Started by:Zoinks, Oct/01/15 03:34 PM
    Caveman Joe smells really stinky. This
    is a huge problem. I blame the
    following
    image: [img]http://i.imgur.com/UNmJYVu.png[/img] Okay
    so, time to get [i][b]Hella
    Serious.[/i] We've got a job to do,
    people. Find out the the heck these
    Mementos do! W    		  
    		1881 4
    By: Sammi
    Oct/08/15 05:24 AM
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    How to turn a loyalist into a former cus....Started by:crashtestpilot, Apr/24/11 04:39 AM
    a) Don't respond. b) Call them out for
    things retroactively; IE, go after them
    when they've done things you haven't
    warned them about. c) Don't
    respond. d) Pretend you're
    professional, then don't behave
    thus. e) Send minions to do things you
    would not    		  
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    By: Harris
    Apr/29/11 08:05 PM
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    Why I'm not richer than I amStarted by:CavemanJoe, Aug/18/10 06:34 AM
    So the new Hunter's Lodge code is coming
    along nicely, but it's so boring to
    write. I think I might make a friends
    list or something instead. ...yeah,
    this is why I'm still living in
    Wilkinsburg. :)    		  
    		1679 4
    By: Guessed (possibly the Ghost of Daedalus)
    Aug/18/10 03:49 PM
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    I'm in England!Started by:CavemanJoe, Aug/01/10 03:32 PM
    I'll be here for another week or so,
    then I'm back to the USA and coding work
    continues. It's been a fun week so
    far; in between visiting with friends,
    relatives and rollercoasters, I got
    molested by a chipmunk (more on that
    later) and Emily and I had l    		  
    		1589 4
    By: snicker
    Aug/04/10 07:54 PM
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    Improbable Labs?Started by:FunnyMan, Dec/17/09 05:02 AM
    I've seen mentions in various places of
    something called "Improbable Labs".
    From what I gather, it is/was/was
    planned to be a place where users could
    play around with creating new modules
    for II. Sounds like a neat idea, and
    one I'd be interested in look    		  
    		1944 4
    By: FunnyMan
    Dec/21/09 10:55 AM
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    Default Text ColorStarted by:Raiment, Nov/24/09 02:43 AM
    For the record, yes, this mistakenly
    went to the wrong forum. I've posted it
    there and this can get deleted at any
    mod's behest. Now this is just a
    quick suggestion I'm throwing out for
    the roleplayers and the inherently lazy
    (myself included?). I'd     		 
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    By: Raiment
    Nov/24/09 09:22 PM
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    Quester points Vs. Charm Started by:K.K. Victoria, Oct/07/09 01:53 PM
    Out of curious, Charm was scrapped
    from the main menu because it called up
    the server and was extraneous. So...
    Why do we still have Quester points
    showing? If charm was taken out because
    it called up something and was ruled
    that no one needed it and    		  
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    By: CavemanJoe
    Oct/07/09 06:17 PM
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