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    If I could change one small thing on The....Started by:Zpatula, Oct/02/10 07:50 PM
    When you're travelling, the 'V' key
    moves you southwest -- [u]unless[/u]
    you're on top of a city. Oddly, I seem
    to leave most cities to the southwest. I
    hit 'V' and *pop*, I'm back in the city.
    A very small annoyance, but it makes me
    feel stupid. I would b    		 Page:  1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 ... 
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    By: Matthew
    May/29/13 07:51 AM
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    Season Three Wild Speculation and Rumour....Started by:CavemanJoe, Aug/24/13 03:10 AM
    Have at it. You know I'm working on it,
    you know the combat's gonna be more
    combatty and less "Automatic Until
    Dead," you know that you'll have one
    account under which you can have
    multiple characters, and apart from that
    you don't know jack. I'll be che    		 Page:  1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 
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    By: Waldo
    Jun/13/15 03:14 AM
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    hmm.. haven't seen this beforeStarted by:zamboni, Jul/07/10 06:38 AM
    Something Improbable! Half-hidden in
    damp leaves under a bush you notice a
    smudged, battered old playing card. You
    can't think what use it could be -- and
    anyway, you have no place to keep it --
    so you don't trouble to pick it up. *
    * * I had a comp    		 Page:  1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 
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    By: Reverb
    Aug/19/10 05:20 PM
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    DwellingsStarted by:CavemanJoe, Aug/08/09 04:49 PM
    Okay, so I've decided to put Dwellings
    higher up on my priority list. Here
    are some of my
    thoughts: Problems: Dwellings in
    their S1 state don't really make sense
    for S2. PvP options are no longer
    relevant. Having Dwellings stick around
    after playe    		 Page:  1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 ... 
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    By: CavemanJoe
    Feb/20/10 04:50 AM
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    It's that time again - donation ideas th....Started by:Matthew, Sep/24/12 08:57 PM
    [quote]You have 112 Supporter Points
    left, out of 28,295 accumulated in
    total.[/quote] You are good at
    separating me from my money, sir. And
    trust me, getting anything from
    PennyPincher McScroogeFace me is a feat
    worthy of song. Thank you. I mean it.    		 Page:  1 2 3 4 5 6 7 
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    By: leporidaemenk
    Mar/03/14 05:17 PM
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    House Feedback!Started by:Gorbert, Feb/18/10 05:26 AM
    The houses are in, I learned about half
    an hour ago! (I do not keep up with the
    Enquirer, so I am badly behind the
    times.) So, since the Dwellings thread
    is like 10 pages long, this will be a
    convenient new thread to express your
    opinions on the new featur    		 Page:  1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 
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    By: Reverb
    Mar/31/10 02:01 PM
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    Moved: "Midget"Started by:dizzyizzy, Apr/20/14 01:53 AM
    [url=http://www.reddit.com/r/Borderlands/comments/23g0mj/midgets_are_now_being_called_little_name_in_bltps/cgwqoyh]Borderlands
    Lead Writer Anthony Burch explains why
    the franchise is dropping the "midget"
    terminology[/url] (caution: reddit) I
    hadn't rea    		 Page:  1 2 3 4 5 6 
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    By: Naldru
    Apr/10/15 10:59 PM
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    The Jill Baker: fellow newb questStarted by:CavemanJoe, Feb/23/11 12:36 AM
    Okay, yeah, this one's a stinker. Can't
    win 'em all. Would it suck less if
    Jill didn't join you as a
    companion? Other ideas for making
    this suck less? EDIT: Some
    background. The player will initially
    come across this quest on their first
    DK, just     		Page:  1 2 3 
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    By: John Watson
    Jul/19/13 06:17 PM
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    Why Kittania over New Pitts?Started by:Awesome Fred, Sep/13/11 11:45 PM
    There is an ENORMOUS discrepancy between
    New Pittsburgh and Kittania in terms of
    population. Seriously. The outpost HP
    should illustrate it. - New
    Pittsburgh is regularly breached.
    [size=7](Although not nearly as much as
    before the Onslaught nerf)[/siz    		 Page:  1 2 3 4 
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    By: IsaacW
    Oct/13/11 08:02 AM
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    Houses and Tents, againStarted by:CavemanJoe, Nov/05/09 07:07 PM
    Right, you lot. I've gotta keep this
    quick 'cause I'm getting married
    tomorrow. Tents are on the back burner
    until I can flesh out the concept a bit
    more. Here's what I wrote last night on
    Houses, on my PDA while Emily was
    asleep. Basically Houses and     		Page:  1 2 3 4 5 6 
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    By: Hairy Mary
    Dec/18/09 12:13 AM
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    Thread for discussing TitansStarted by:CavemanJoe, Apr/14/10 10:40 PM
    Have at it!    		 Page:  1 2 3 4 5 6 
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    By: Cousjava
    May/27/10 08:22 PM
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    Construction Material AccountabilityStarted by:Iriri, Jul/23/10 02:45 PM
    Okay, I've been thinking a bit, and
    while I don't know the feasibility of
    this I think it would be an all around
    good move. We should be able to see a
    history of who picks up / drops
    construction materials on a square. I
    think anyone with a dwelling     		Page:  1 2 
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    By: Marly
    Aug/10/10 06:16 PM
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    Thread for discussing outpost invasions.Started by:Hairy Mary, Jan/24/10 03:21 AM
    I think that this could be usefully
    discussed, so I'm starting a new thread.
    There's a lot of different aspects to
    this, but I'm going to start by
    reposting a couple of comments in this
    post. That will be quite enough for one
    post, so I'll give my own comm    		 Page:  1 2 3 4 5 6 
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    By: Snow Gray
    Apr/14/10 10:53 PM
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    RANT: Outposts constantly down - conside....Started by:Scorpio, Dec/30/10 03:25 AM
    The continuous seige state of New Pitts
    and CC, and to a lesser extent Squat and
    AceHigh is really beginning to strip the
    fun from the game for me. I'm not a huge
    roleplayer, my primary fun is in the
    combat and moving through Dan quests and
    drive kills.     		Page:  1 2 3 4 5 
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    By: Scorpio
    Jan/11/11 09:51 AM
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    Let's Talk About StatsStarted by:Awesome Fred, Jan/19/11 08:53 PM
    From a design perspective. We've
    breached this topic several times in the
    past months in various balance topics
    I've made, but I've just gotten a
    reminder of how silly the stats
    seem. [b]First off[/b], we know that
    players with many DKs under their belt    		 Page:  1 2 3 
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    By: Maniak
    Jun/20/11 09:37 PM
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    On the topic of food, a newbie's perspec....Started by:Aurom, Jan/15/15 09:51 AM
    I guess I should start out by saying
    that I'm genuinely sorry to be bringing
    this up again, as I've just finished
    reading old forum posts on the subject
    for about an hour and a half. Through
    my (admittedly not robust) research on
    the subject, it's become     		Page:  1 2 
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    By: Widdershins
    Nov/29/15 09:17 AM
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    Way to back out of selecting your rank r....Started by:Matthew, Nov/30/10 03:00 AM
    When you first enter the jungles, you
    select your rank, right? There should be
    an 'oops' button for going back to the
    outpost without selecting one and being
    able to do it select again the next time
    you go to the Jungles. It's really,
    [i]really[/i] frus    		 Page:  1 2 3 4 
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    By: tehdave
    Dec/07/10 04:52 PM
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    Crate lists feedback: :-(Started by:Cadye, Sep/29/09 01:07 AM
    So, I don't know how others feel, but
    for me, the ability to get a list of
    crate locations really ruins it. It used
    to be the case that hunting for crates
    was something you had to commit
    substantial time and resources to - now
    you need a few cigarettes and    		 Page:  1 2 3 4 5 
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    By: Pinche Cabron
    Nov/08/09 06:28 PM
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    Enquirer's front pageStarted by:MadMad, Jun/02/10 07:25 AM
    Heya, One thing has been bothering me
    since some time. However I've stopped
    paying attention to it, until recently
    when I asked a friend if he would
    consider joining II. He looked at the
    site, then at the enquirer's front page
    and blatantly answered: "[    		 Page:  1 2 3 
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    By: Full Metal Lion
    Mar/15/12 05:34 AM
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    Re: Onslaught Poll MoTDStarted by:Ebenezer, Jan/08/11 06:41 PM
    I was one of those few who's voted on
    the recent poll "I'll tell you on the
    Enquirer." I figured we needed an
    obviously-named thread to put the
    replies into. Here are my scattered
    thoughts on the matter, in no particular
    order: The Outposts that fal    		 Page:  1 2 3 4 
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    By: Beeps
    Feb/01/11 11:06 PM
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    Character Chat Requires Level 5?Started by:Zoinks, Jun/27/16 02:12 PM
    I just learned that, recently, a feature
    was fixed to require accounts to reach
    level 5 before letting them enter
    Character Chat. I... I don't know. A
    while back I made a post about the
    experience rookies get. I still
    remember mine. My first monster     		Page:  1 2 
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    By: csodalatos
    Aug/07/16 11:06 AM
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    Furniture store in Central!Started by:Buddleia, Jun/28/10 01:07 PM
    Hooray! Cadwallador or Ceredig or
    Caernarfon, or whatever his name is, is
    selling couches, folding beds, and
    single beds, for adding to your dwelling
    to give more stamina boosts. Awesome!
    Hooray for CMJ and coding and the Island
    and awesomeness! :D So,     		Page:  1 2 3 4 
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    By: Matthew
    Nov/29/10 10:09 AM
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    NewhomeStarted by:Collin-Vee, Jun/20/12 10:59 PM
    Today, I grew tired of the drama in
    Newhome. Many have reached this point
    with Kittania, and other places, but I'm
    putting my foot down. In Newhome,
    many people were getting to the point
    where they were about to fight, whilst
    my character was trying     		Page:  1 2 3 
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    By: Clueless
    Jul/16/12 05:50 PM
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    I am here to complain unhelpfully.Started by:Collin-Vee, Aug/21/12 02:38 AM
    Well, sometime in the long distant past
    of a day or two ago, I managed to get
    into a conversation. I'll highlight for
    you the bits I feel pertain to my, and
    my conversation partners, and others'
    complaints that I've found. [b]This is
    me putting my foot dow    		 Page:  1 2 3 4 
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    By: Count Sessine
    Sep/02/12 01:46 PM
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    Some feedback on invasions (LONG post!)Started by:calliaphone, Jan/11/10 08:00 PM
    Okay, I'm a lightweight I know, but I
    can't hack the pace of this invasion
    thing. Don't get me wrong - I really
    like the idea. It's exciting! There's a
    new challenge, and outposts aren't as
    safe as we thought they were. I like
    having to RP around unpr    		 Page:  1 2 3 4 5 
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    By: Cake Ninja
    Jan/24/10 09:50 PM
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    Dwellings: miscellaneous suggestions and....Started by:Buddleia, Apr/19/11 03:39 PM
    [QUOTE][u]Quote by: CavemanJoe[/u][p]The
    current system doesn't support this
    [sideways doors], and the current system
    is a pain in the arse. We'll be making
    a new one fairly soon.[/p][/QUOTE] With
    that in mind, I'm leaping in to make
    this thread now. Dwe    		 Page:  1 2 3 
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    By: thryn
    Aug/07/11 09:37 PM
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    It's that time again 3: Revenge of the S....Started by:Docenspiel, Oct/09/14 10:09 PM
    Joe's calling for more ideas for
    SP-bought items, so let's start throwing
    everything at the wall to see what
    sticks, what doesn't, and what leaves a
    funny-shaped hole. Saving character
    forms was something brought up awhile
    ago, and with the new Customiz    		 Page:  1 2 3 
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    By: IsaacW
    Nov/14/14 07:18 PM
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    To Gender, or not to Gender?Started by:Harris, Dec/07/11 04:29 PM
    CMJ EDIT: These are the ground rules
    for this thread. If you can't follow
    them, don't get involved. 1. This
    thread is about the programming and
    writing issues involved in moving away
    from a gender binary. That is all this
    is     		Page:  1 2 3 
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    By: CavemanJoe
    Dec/27/11 08:02 PM
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    An Improbably Good ShowStarted by:Chamomile, Oct/04/11 08:58 PM
    So Improbable Island is supposed to be a
    TV show, and in fact the good ratings
    strike me as being pretty much the only
    reason to keep the Island going at all,
    considering it's been approximately one
    year since the S2 timeline started,
    which comes out to ab    		 Page:  1 2 
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    By: Caleb
    Oct/23/11 02:05 AM
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    Better than nothin' ? Started by:Mongo, Apr/01/12 07:13 PM
    As a partial replacement for the
    Railroad, could we use one-shot beacons
    as public transportation? This would
    need a way to remotely activate an
    individual beacon as in "buying a ticket
    to . . .'. If the beacon is on the
    active list zap to it. If it's not,    		 Page:  1 2 3 
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    By: Mongo
    May/04/12 11:10 PM
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    Shops shops shopping?Started by:Wolfgang, Feb/25/11 12:42 AM
    So.... I'm playing with a new character
    i created before all the fancy
    optimization work started (Ps. Thank you
    CMJ for making II even better.) and
    being around some of the major centers
    (ie. Newhome/IC) It made me see
    something. Shops. People have dwellin    		 Page:  1 2 3 
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    By: Beeps
    Mar/10/11 08:46 PM
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    The "player" update to BanterStarted by:Tainnryst, Apr/14/14 02:33 PM
    Since this has been a fairly common
    discussion in banter, I figured it'd be
    appropriate to post up a topic and
    hopefully gather opinions on the recent
    update to banter. For those of you
    who aren't aware, essentially (in Global
    Banter only) the word " pl    		 Page:  1 2 3 
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    By: Dorien
    Apr/28/14 07:52 PM
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    Trains rewriteStarted by:Count Sessine, Jul/13/11 04:27 PM
    From the Places thread:[QUOTE][u]Quote
    by: Zolotisty[/u][p] :? IMO, Trains
    would [i]benefit[/i] from some downtime
    to reconsider their impact on the Island
    -- even their current iteration seems
    unbalanced to me, and they're a major
    contributor to how w    		 Page:  1 2 3 
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    By: Harris
    Feb/02/12 04:31 AM
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    GrievancesStarted by:Rosin, Jul/07/09 01:49 AM
    Just a few things that really annoy me
    about S2 at current. The lack of a
    'get off the failboat free' card pretty
    much turns every single lost fight into
    a day killer, seeing as there's no real
    use fighting off the failboat if you're
    left with 3% experi    		 Page:  1 2 3 4 
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    By: Yrk
    Jul/20/09 11:11 AM
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    Truly Bad Ideas for MountsStarted by:Darkmoon, May/16/11 05:44 AM
    These are just some ideas I've been
    tossing about for a while - Most of
    them are silly and completely crap.
    Enjoy and/or use them if you like... or
    not... The pictures are just helpful
    guides in what each mount is trying to
    somewhat represent and are i    		 Page:  1 2 
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    By: Widdershins
    Dec/13/16 10:16 PM
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    It's that time again - let's talk about ....Started by:CavemanJoe, Sep/20/11 07:38 AM
    Okay folks, so I've taken four months to
    build Places - it's a big feature and I
    feel really accomplished, and there's
    still a few fiddly little bits to sort
    out with it, but my problem right now is
    that I've spent four months on something
    that didn't g    		 Page:  1 2 
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    By: Full Metal Lion
    Dec/19/11 08:27 PM
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    correct riddles?Started by:klein+a+tuin, Jun/21/13 12:24 PM
    hm. it's not the first one, but usually
    i told myself: you're no native speaker,
    you got it wrong... but this is a good
    example: "A life longer than any
    man, it dies each year to be
    reborn" Oh yes, i DID think "tree".
    But i never would've typed tha    		 Page:  1 2 
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    By: Kew
    Aug/20/15 04:08 PM
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    Requesting new Hunter's Lodge item to ki....Started by:Tamar, Jun/01/17 01:22 PM
    A small problem that has been with us
    for awhile is that the lesser used
    outposts are constantly getting hammered
    by monsters. A few dedicated players
    usually clear them out. I would like to
    help out but the act of clearing an
    outpost of monsters is vastly    		 Page:  1 2 
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    By: Widdershins
    Aug/02/17 10:52 PM
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    Trains, Cards, and DwellingsStarted by:crashtestpilot, Aug/24/10 05:41 PM
    Goodness me, I see more of Ashtu's
    Anarchy Annex these days than I ever had
    before, and most of you card-carrying
    folks know why. I am also blissfully
    happy with Sessine's train
    system. Here's are my two
    questions: a) Is it possible for one's
    dwelli    		 Page:  1 2 3 
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    By: Miss Hellebore
    Sep/05/10 09:50 AM
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    Favorite People v. Contestant ListStarted by:Raine Bofirn, Sep/20/12 10:18 PM
    I was trying to reply to the thread, but
    it got locked...in any case! Never
    got to say anything, but the whole
    favorite people list got taken down in
    under 24 hours. It seems like there's
    opinions either way, on both Favorite
    People or a Contestant List    		 Page:  1 2 3 
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    By: Shiloh
    Sep/23/12 07:41 PM
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