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    IMPORTANT: No more monster suggestions i....Started by:CavemanJoe, Oct/05/08 06:28 PM
    Hey, all. When I started polling for
    monster suggestions, I didn't think far
    enough ahead. Had I thought on, I would
    have set up some sort of better system
    for taking these submissions than a
    forum. Here's what I have to do
    whenever you submit a monst    		  
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    By: CavemanJoe
    Oct/05/08 06:28 PM
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    How to submit a monster (New combat syst....Started by:CavemanJoe, Aug/28/08 07:42 PM
    When suggesting a monster, please
    include: The name of the monster The
    monster's weapon (IE you have
    encountered name which lunges at you
    with weapon!) A message displayed to
    the player when the monster is defeated
    (keep it short). A message displ    		  
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    By: CavemanJoe
    Aug/28/08 07:42 PM
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    The Duck of HellStarted by:Count of S-G, Oct/04/08 08:10 PM
    Description: As you wander through
    the jungle, you suddenly feel reality
    shifting around you. Abruptly, you are
    in hell surrounded by fire, and
    brimstone. You can hear the sound of
    damned souls being tortured. You realize
    that the Divine Comedy might no    		  
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    By: Count of S-G
    Oct/04/08 08:10 PM
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    Desert MerfolkStarted by:Count of S-G, Oct/04/08 01:43 PM
    Description: You wander into a sandy
    patch in the middle of the jungle. How
    improbable, after all, deserts and
    jungles require completely different
    climates, and animals can't normally
    live in both any more then one could
    live in the ocean and the deser    		  
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    By: Count of S-G
    Oct/04/08 05:21 PM
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    Overly Enthusiastic Party GoerStarted by:Bard Badoom, Oct/04/08 05:39 AM
    DESCRIPTION: As you walk towards the
    glow, unsure of what you will find, it
    suddenly strikes you that there is music
    playing through the biggest speakers you
    have ever seen. The speakers are lined
    up along a walkway and you find it way
    too much but as yo    		  
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    By: Bard Badoom
    Oct/04/08 05:46 AM
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    Flock of FanboysStarted by:Valdemar, Oct/03/08 04:03 PM
    I'm still new to the game, and given the
    huge amount of monsters, I can't be sure
    something like doesn't already exist.
    Still, I thought I'd post it. The worst
    that can happen is my ridicule, and I'm
    used to that by now :)
    DESCRIPTION: You hear t    		  
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    By: Valdemar
    Oct/03/08 04:03 PM
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    Big Red ButtonStarted by:TheMuffinMan, Oct/03/08 02:55 AM
    Description: As you're walking along in
    the jungle, you see something sticking
    out of the ground on a pole. You walk
    over to it, expecting it to be a camera
    or something. Rather, it turns out to be
    a large red button with the words "DO
    NOT PUSH" on it, fo    		  
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    By: TheMuffinMan
    Oct/03/08 02:55 AM
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    Deceiving Project Wonderful Banner AdStarted by:Fogger, Oct/02/08 04:15 AM
    OK, maybe not a good idea to mock the
    advertisers, but still kinda
    funny. DESCRIPTION: As you
    stumble through the forest an incredible
    image fills your field of vision. At
    first you can only see a majestic
    mountain landscape lost in the
    clouds. Lo    		  
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    By: Mister Rik
    Oct/03/08 12:10 AM
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    Absinthe FairyStarted by:SicPuess, Oct/02/08 06:58 PM
    MONSTER Absinthe
    Fairy WEAPON Czechian
    Rituale VICTORY The fairy vanishes,
    leaving a giggle hanging in the air.
    That was some STRONG
    stuff. DEFEAT You sprinkle the fairy
    with a good quantum and set that
    sugarbit on fire, while merrily nibbing     		 
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    By: SicPuess
    Oct/02/08 06:58 PM
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    Old Crippled BeggarStarted by:SicPuess, Oct/02/08 06:57 PM
    MONSTER Old crippled
    beggar WEAPON his rusty
    crutches VICTORY The beggar grovels
    towards you, and takes all your money,
    scowling upon the amount. As if he
    forgot it before, he turns towards you
    and knocks you out. DEFEAT You
    simply take his cr    		  
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    By: SicPuess
    Oct/02/08 06:57 PM
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    Giant Disembodied FootStarted by:Snickerer, Sep/19/08 09:59 AM
    DESCRIPTION: You gradually become
    aware of an odd noise. A thumping that's
    growing louder. And then a gigantic
    foot comes hopping down the trail,
    straight toward you, showing no signs
    of stopping. You quickly realize that
    if you don't do somethin    		  
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    By: zogtd
    Sep/29/08 12:03 PM
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    Professor MoriartyStarted by:nemo, Sep/27/08 12:03 AM
    DESCRIPTION: The organizer of half that
    is evil and of nearly all that is
    undetected on the island, Professor
    Moriarty blocks your path. "You have
    inconvenienced me for the last time,
    Holmes!" he yells. From the look on his
    face, you can tell that it won'    		  
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    By: zogtd
    Sep/29/08 12:02 PM
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    American Idol WannabeStarted by:Severa, Sep/24/08 07:52 PM
    DESCRIPTION: What sounds like a spine
    chilling shriek cuts through the air
    like a hot knife through butter. It
    sounds so bad, it immediately sends up
    goosebumps on your arms. Stopping dead
    in your tracks, you look around for the
    source... A pimply face    		  
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    By: Mr. W&N
    Sep/28/08 02:41 AM
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    The Blue Screen of Death! My mortal enem....Started by:Mr. W&N, Sep/27/08 12:01 AM
    Monster Name: Blue Screen of
    Death Weapon: Error Victory:
    Congratulations, you have finally
    defeated your mortal enemy! You should
    be proud. Failure: Too bad... you have
    to experience an eternity of resetting.
    It sucks to be you. Jungle:
    True Fail    		  
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    By: Mr. W&N
    Sep/28/08 01:41 AM
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    WhorewolfStarted by:CheshireCat, Sep/03/08 05:09 AM
    Creating something off of what was said
    earlier... ------ NAME: Whorewolf WEAPON: Sleezy
    clothing DEFEAT MESSAGE: You mutter
    to yourself, "What a bitch." VICTORY
    MESSAGE: She puts a paw on your chest
    and howls. What happens in the Jung    		  
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    By: Rosin
    Sep/27/08 01:29 AM
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    Iguana MontoyaStarted by:HodgePodge, Sep/04/08 06:03 PM
    NAME: Iguana Montoya WEAPON: Plastic
    olive sword and a Bad accent DEFEAT
    MESSAGE: Iguana clutches his chest,
    dropping to his knees and cries "Father,
    I have failed" VICTORY MESSAGE:
    Iguana smiles grimly as the world fades
    around you. "At last you     		 
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    By: HodgePodge
    Sep/24/08 09:53 PM
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    Scotsman clad in kiltStarted by:Mister Rik, Sep/20/08 07:53 PM
    Passing an incongruously-located bar
    which is apparently closed for the
    night, you spot what appears to be the
    dead body of a man dressed in a plaid
    skirt lying beside the road. As you
    debate whether or not to search the body
    for valuables, it slowly gets     		 
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    By: Mister Rik
    Sep/24/08 03:44 AM
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    Anita BlakeStarted by:KrazyK, Sep/23/08 07:59 PM
    I've decided to use literary characters
    DESCRIPTION: [General] As you
    wander the jungle you come across a
    short, dark haired woman. Unsure what to
    do you notice she is eyeing you
    suspisiously. "You ok?" you
    ask. Quickly without waning she pulls a    		  
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    By: KrazyK
    Sep/23/08 07:59 PM
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    Harry Potter (or some Fanatic)Started by:KrazyK, Sep/23/08 07:25 PM
    Sorry I had to. DESCRIPTION: As you
    wander the jungle, out of nowhere
    appears a young boy wearing a school
    uniform complete with maroon and yellow
    tie, glasses, and a funny shaped scar.
    You begin to wonder if its really him or
    just some obsessed cospl    		  
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    By: KrazyK
    Sep/23/08 07:25 PM
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    ProcrastinationStarted by:Anonymous Person, Sep/23/08 06:27 PM
    You really think it would be a good idea
    to go fight some monsters. It would
    really help you gain experience and
    money. With money you can buy beer.
    Mmm... beer. Really would be a good
    idea. You sit down for a smoke,
    thinking it might be a good id    		  
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    By: Anonymous Person
    Sep/23/08 06:27 PM
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    What you say?Started by:Mr. W&N, Sep/22/08 12:20 AM
    Monster Name: CATS Weapon: all your
    base Victory: No, all [u]your[/u]
    base are belong to [u]us[/u]! Defeat:
    CATS laughs. "Ha ha ha! I knew you had
    no chance to survive make your
    time!" Jungle: true Failboat:
    false Description: As you are walkin    		  
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    By: Anonymous Person
    Sep/22/08 01:30 AM
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    Pretty flower.Started by:Anonymous Person, Sep/19/08 06:10 PM
    Sweating and puffing after yet another
    gruelling battle, you come across a
    pretty flower. It just sits
    there. "Oi," you say. "Here I am,
    working my ass off all day, and you just
    sit there." The flower does not deign
    to reply. "I mean, I WORK fo    		  
    		1255 3
    By: Anonymous Person
    Sep/20/08 02:49 PM
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    Peace KnightStarted by:Anonymous Person, Sep/16/08 06:40 PM
    Despite your best efforts to cover your
    head and imagine that it were all OK,
    you realise that the jungle is about to
    spit out yet another incarnation of
    improbability for you to hack to bits.
    With a long sigh, you get your weapon to
    hand and wait for the     		 
    		1169 1
    By: Max Dougwell
    Sep/20/08 09:44 AM
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    HillsideStarted by:Snickerer, Sep/19/08 09:51 AM
    DESCRIPTION: As you sprint through the
    Jungle, your foot suddenly snags on a
    root. You windmill your arms for
    balance to no avail as you fall and
    begin tumbling down a steep slope you
    hadn't previously noticed at the
    side of the trail. NAME: Hillsi    		  
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    By: Max Dougwell
    Sep/20/08 09:39 AM
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    The Oxford TutorStarted by:Sarky Git, Sep/19/08 02:58 PM
    DESCRIPTION: Lunging out of the forest
    towards you is an Oxford Tutor, and
    she's looking sadistic! "Your ignorance
    must die!" she shouts at
    you. "But...but....I've already done 3
    essays this week!" you
    cry. NAME: Oxford
    Tutor WEAPON: Essay Cri    		  
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    By: Sarky Git
    Sep/19/08 02:58 PM
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    Frankensteinian AbominationStarted by:Snickerer, Sep/19/08 09:57 AM
    DESCRIPTION: You stop dead as
    something shuffles into sight in front
    of you. It seems that Doktor
    Improbable isn't the only mad
    scientist on the Island. The Thing in
    front of you is a shambling,
    moaning mismatch of monster parts,
    cat's tails, insect    		  
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    By: Snickerer
    Sep/19/08 09:57 AM
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    Predatory Mushroom FieldStarted by:Snickerer, Sep/19/08 09:55 AM
    DESCRIPTION: Looking around, you
    realize you've wandered into a clearing
    full of mushrooms. You've never seen
    this many in one place before. You
    admire them for a moment, then begin
    making your way out, only to jump
    back as the mushroom you just touc    		  
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    By: Snickerer
    Sep/19/08 09:55 AM
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    Weird IdolStarted by:Snickerer, Sep/19/08 09:53 AM
    DESCRIPTION: While walking through
    the Jungle, you notice a hideous statue
    sitting by the side of the trail. A
    horrendous shade of puce, it might be
    a toad, or a pig, or contents of a
    dropped bowl of pudding, or
    something out of the realm of your nig    		  
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    By: Snickerer
    Sep/19/08 09:53 AM
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    LemmingStarted by:Anonymous Person, Sep/06/08 01:09 AM
    You have encountered Lemming which
    lunges at you with Suicide Bomb! Win:
    the fuse on the lemming's bomb finally
    burns out, and it explodes. You manage
    to duck most of the blast. Lose: The
    lemming manages to get its teeth into
    your neck and you begin     		 
    		1299 4
    By: Anonymous Person
    Sep/17/08 09:01 PM
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    Play on WordsStarted by:Anonymous Person, Sep/17/08 08:17 PM
    You encounter a troope of itinerant
    play.actors, going through a mock-up of
    their latest play. It has lots of lame,
    lame puns in it. "Ahoy there!" you
    call. "What is this play about?" "It
    is a play on the subject of... words,"
    comes the reply. "A     		 
    		1339 0
    By: Anonymous Person
    Sep/17/08 08:17 PM
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    FabioStarted by:KrazyK, Sep/15/08 06:07 PM
    Thanks MuffinMan for the
    inspiration Name: Fabio Weapon: I
    Can't Believe It's Not
    Butter Defeat: No!! You eat
    it!! Victory: As you lay defeated,
    Fabio feeds you the bread. You quickly
    notice it's not butter, or anything else
    pleasent tastin    		  
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    By: KrazyK
    Sep/15/08 06:07 PM
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    G.I. JoeStarted by:Danae, Sep/13/08 09:46 PM
    This may be too U.S.-centric, but I
    figured it was worth a
    try: NAME: G.I.
    Joe WEAPON: Kung-Fu Grip DEFEAT
    MESSAGE: Tiny plastic shards are all
    that is left of his dreams of military
    hegemony. VICTORY MESSAGE: G.I. Joe
    runs up your unconsci    		  
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    By: Danae
    Sep/13/08 09:46 PM
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    Gritty Comic ArtistStarted by:Sel Ibrix, Sep/12/08 06:29 PM
    NAME: Gritty Comic Artist WEAPON:
    Darkness and Edginess DEFEAT MESSAGE:
    You take away his weapons. Both of them.
    VICTORY MESSAGE: The color fades
    from your vision, and what wanders the
    jungle in your place brings terror to
    those around it, and yo    		  
    		1200 0
    By: Sel Ibrix
    Sep/12/08 06:29 PM
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    Infinite LoopStarted by:Sel Ibrix, Sep/12/08 05:55 PM
    NAME: Infinite Loop WEAPON: Lack of
    Terminating Condition DEFEAT MESSAGE:
    Bracing yourself, you throw yourself
    from the loop, breaking free of it.
    While it's normally impossible to escape
    these things, looks like you're an
    exception. Where shall you     		 
    		1158 0
    By: Sel Ibrix
    Sep/12/08 05:55 PM
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    Old-Time BBS UserStarted by:zogtd, Sep/11/08 03:21 AM
    NAME: Old-Time BBS User WEAPON:
    300/2400 Baud Modem VICTORY: Yet
    another triumph for graphic
    interfaces! DEFEAT: @#&^*^(NO
    CARRIER JUNGLE: Yes FAILBOAT:
    Yes DESCRIPTION: The horror, the
    horror... a 286 processor, MS-DOS, and a
    BBS dialer.    		  
    		1433 0
    By: zogtd
    Sep/11/08 03:21 AM
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    ArchaopteryxStarted by:Anonymous Person, Sep/10/08 05:36 PM
    Is it a bird? Is it a dinosaur? Is it a
    highly improbable creature from a past
    eon that could provide invaluable clues
    to our natural history, not to mention
    getting certain religious fanatics to
    shut up? Is it really, really annoying
    to spell? You don'    		  
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    By: Anonymous Person
    Sep/10/08 05:36 PM
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    Two Girls, One CupStarted by:Loin, Aug/30/08 04:19 AM
    Name: Two Girls, One Cup Weapon:
    Chocolate Pudding (Really. Honest. I
    Swear.) Defeat: You have some
    slightly used Chocolate Pudding. Yay, I
    think? Victory: On to the Failboat
    with that image stuck in your head and
    the back of your throat. Jungl    		  
    		2325 4
    By: Zolotisty, too lazy to log in
    Sep/09/08 09:21 PM
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    This is the GREATEST monster idea ever! ....Started by:ilazria, Sep/07/08 03:27 PM
    Name: 42 Weapon: Deep
    Thoughts Defeat message: You are
    still confused. How is that the
    answer?! Victory message: You fail,
    thus the answer to life, the universe,
    EVERYTHING, is useless to you.
    Jungle: true Failboat:
    true Description:     		 
    		1496 2
    By: Loin
    Sep/09/08 07:33 PM
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    Persona Non GrataStarted by:Rosin, Sep/08/08 03:42 AM
    Name: Persona Non Grata Weapon:An
    Obnoxious Personality Failboat:
    False Jungle: True Player victory:
    You finally get the bastard to shut up
    when you lop of his head. Player
    defeat: Your mind finally breaks down
    from the massive amount of idi    		  
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    By: Rosin
    Sep/08/08 03:42 AM
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    Pee-Wee HermanStarted by:TheMuffinMan, Sep/08/08 02:38 AM
    Name: Pee-Wee Herman Weapon: today's
    secret word Defeat message: "Off,
    off, off, off, off!" You shout at his
    corpse before walking out of the bizarre
    place. Victory message: "Ahahaha!
    You're pretending to sleep, aren't you
    new friend? What fun!"     		 
    		1205 0
    By: TheMuffinMan
    Sep/08/08 02:38 AM
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