That's right. Goddamn pumpkins, straight-up Improbable Island-style -- 'cos that's what happens when you combine three DICE, two pumpkins, and a bottle of wine.
Z [wrist deep in pumpkin intestines]: Oh god, oh god, oh god --
Lelila [as she reaches into her own pumpkin]: Pfft.. it's not that baaaaaugh --
Tyr [observing from a distance as Z and Lelila brutalize their pumpkins]: I am reconsidering the wisdom of giving you both
Z: [snarl, stab]
Lelila [thocks down her knife, flounces up]: I am getting a bigger one.
Tyr [weak]: ..knives.
Lelila [peeling stringy pith from the inside of the pumpkin]: It's unraveling!
Tyr: It's not a sweater. [lean] ..shit, it is.
Lelila: [desperate] It's unraveling!
Z: [yelps in the background as pumpkin entrails aggressively facehug her glasses]
it's not island-related, but here's mine:
Now don't be surprised if your next Jungle fight turns out to be one mad momma-pumpkin, screaming WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO MY BABIES?!
(that is all)
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