Oh my golly these are delightful. Also I vote for the mug design on a t-shirt too because fantastic.

I am clicking on them, why is there no choice to give you all my money and my social security number.

Wouldn't it be:
I used a Zap grenade and lost 1.76 pounds ?

The Ashtu Twins say:

GO. BUY. NOW.

or they'll tell The Watcher where you're hiding!

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Thank you.

What they said!

The Watcher says:

GO. BUY. NOW.

Unless you want to
spend the rest of your
(shortened) life on my
Failboat?

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Thank you.

Can I have that shirt?

Well not her shirt, but the one that she has, I mean...

I'll just be in my corner.

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I make the many models of a mutant individual. To make them I use vegetables, animals, and minerals. From robot bugs to zombie bears to many singing barnacles.

That New Day turtleneck would be amazing. I'd not personally wear one but still, that's two references in one article of clothing!

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A magpie's work is never done.

Oops. Sorry.

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Thank you.

One of the Lions got an update, huh?

"You have encountered Lion in an Improbable Island tee-shirt which lunges at you with claws and teeth and an impeccable sense of fashion!"

Now I want a plushie of a Lion in a T-shirt!

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Something something unintelligible gibberish something.

Soooooooo........... How far are we from getting stuff made?

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Something something unintelligible gibberish something.

Orders have stalled out at about the same place they were last month. Fully five percent of the people who said they'd be keen on something have placed an order, and we really only need ten percent participation to get off the ground. I'll wait a bit more to see if anything happens, and then we'll rejigger. We started with such an optimistic 4 item launch because the response to the poll was fantastic, even when we accounted for 'right, okay, let's assume at LEAST 80% of these people won't follow through.'

So yeh. I'll give it a bit more time, say two weeks. If nothing tremendous happens during that period (which is probable, given the problems with CMJ's van), we'll tighten up, start with just one or two things, and give full refunds to folks who put money toward things we're not going to launch with.

Probably a t-shirt shaped Medal, too.

"I placed a preorder and all I got was this lousy Medal."

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BARK BARK BARK.

I've got to have the t-shirt with the Lion on it! If I have to but the other one to get a chance at it, I can do that. But it looks like that may not be enough to get this thing going. You guys gotta help me!

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If it cant be done, should I stop doing it?

*salutes* Understood! One more T-shirt order confirmed!


Makes me a bit less hopeful for my spiffy mug, though...

I shall crack the whip on my clannies! Whk-tsch!

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Which products need bumping?

How many short are we of any particular item to get things moving?

Also if refunds become necessary I'm happy for mine to be translated into SPs - no sense in losing out to to another transaction charge

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It's not an optical illusion. It just looks like one.

Fourteen more mug purchases and mugs are live.

One more poster purchase and posters are live.

Nine more shirts.

Thirty more keychains.

Profits from anything live will automatically be put toward the next smallest order -- so if we max out poster preorders, any following poster proceeds will go into the shirt preorder, and so on.

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BARK BARK BARK.

Maybe time for another MOTD?

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It's not an optical illusion. It just looks like one.

In the interests of Truth, Justice and the whatever, = One more spiffy mug confirmed!

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If it cant be done, should I stop doing it?

Update:

Posters are finally live. I'll update the storefront for them tomorrow and update again when I've got the packing materials and actual prints in.

13 mugs left 'til mugs are live,
29 keychains,
8 shirts (well, 7.7, but --).

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BARK BARK BARK.

So what i was thinking would be a simply hysterical variant of this shirt, is if we had the lion in pretty much the same pose, except the flower pot lion instead, so he'd have dirt all over his head and face with a daisy growing out of the dirt mound, and he'd be sitting in an empty flower pot.

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Neko-desu!

As soon as I GET THIS DAMNED PAYPAL ACCOUNT TO WORK..... add one more mug. I need to drink my coffee from that mug. NEED!


Even though i technically never do mornings.

Fuck. Now i'm going to spend all afternoon trying to get out of the Paypall Password Loop.

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"Censure acquits the Raven, but pursues the Dove." "So, that means i'm -always- innocent, right?"