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*beep* *beep* *beep* *beep*
Hermein backs up his 53' RV, carefully avoiding the little tent.
Hi, everyone! Having fun?
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Thursday, April 09 2009 @ 09:23 PM UTC |
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Why harvest lichen? If a bear tries to mess with you, stab it in the face and boom, several hundred pounds of meat ready to be enjoyed. Also a nice pelt to keep you warm.
I'm fully confident in my ability to fight bears.
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Thursday, April 09 2009 @ 09:24 PM UTC |
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Ack! It's one of those RV people!
*waits to see how long it takes before the strands of party lights come out*
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Thursday, April 09 2009 @ 09:24 PM UTC |
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Get that thing out of here, Hermein, you'll scare off all of the bears.
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Thursday, April 09 2009 @ 09:25 PM UTC |
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Quote by: GorbertWhy harvest lichen? If a bear tries to mess with you, stab it in the face and boom, several hundred pounds of meat ready to be enjoyed. Also a nice pelt to keep you warm.
I'm fully confident in my ability to fight bears.
Now what on earth makes you think a little face-stab between bears is going to do anything other than really annoy several hundred pounds of heavily-armoured bear-meat?
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Thursday, April 09 2009 @ 09:26 PM UTC |
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Just a sec, Jade, I have to get this awning folded out and then we can put up the party lights. . .
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Thursday, April 09 2009 @ 09:27 PM UTC |
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Bernard's here! Hopefully sans sandwiches!
*throws biodegradable confetti around*
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Thursday, April 09 2009 @ 09:27 PM UTC |
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Quote by: HermeinJust a sec, Jade, I have to get this awning folded out and then we can put up the party lights. . .
:watches this process with barely-disguised awning.
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Thursday, April 09 2009 @ 09:27 PM UTC |
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One face stab? Good lord, no, Bernard. Several dozen stabs, until the bear is sick of getting its face rearranged and decides to die.
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Thursday, April 09 2009 @ 09:28 PM UTC |
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Hullo Jade. I'm feeling a little unsure of myself at the moment. Like a suit of armour has rusted in the rain.
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Thursday, April 09 2009 @ 09:29 PM UTC |
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Quote by: GorbertOne face stab? Good lord, no, Bernard. Several dozen stabs, until the bear is sick of getting its face rearranged and decides to die.
RIGHT! Now how big is your weapon?
I mean that in a non-friendly fashion.
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Thursday, April 09 2009 @ 09:30 PM UTC |
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Why the hostility, Bernard?
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Thursday, April 09 2009 @ 09:30 PM UTC |
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:coats Bernard with several gallons of salad oil, "That oughta loosen ya up." 
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Thursday, April 09 2009 @ 09:31 PM UTC |
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*sniffs the armor*
I detect a hit of raspberry in there. Very nice, Tor. I approve.
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Thursday, April 09 2009 @ 09:31 PM UTC |
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Quote by: GorbertWhy the hostility, Bernard?
This ain't hostility. You don't know the meaning of the word hostility until you've several hundred pounds of angry bear snuggling up to you asking for a cuddle.
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Thursday, April 09 2009 @ 09:32 PM UTC |
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Oh, wait, I know they're in here somewhere. . .
*rummages around in the RV's kitchen*
Aha! Croutons! Can't have salad without 'em.
*shakes box liberally over Bernard*
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Thursday, April 09 2009 @ 09:33 PM UTC |
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Well, with any luck I be finding out pretty soon.
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Thursday, April 09 2009 @ 09:35 PM UTC |
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::kneels, arms outstretched in supplication, like Willem Dafoe. "SHAKE AT ME WITH YOUR OIL AND CROUTONS!"
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Thursday, April 09 2009 @ 09:35 PM UTC |
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*shakes some croutons on Gorbert*
There, that ought to help you get noticed by the bears.
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Thursday, April 09 2009 @ 09:35 PM UTC |
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Muses, "I wonder if bears like salad oil and croutons?"
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