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Jade XXIV
 Thursday, April 09 2009 @ 10:25 PM UTC  
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*cackles at Bernard*


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Bernard
 Thursday, April 09 2009 @ 10:25 PM UTC  
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Bernard, surely you know something about possessions..

Gorbert, remember that time I posed a CHALLENGE ROUND question to you? Remind me of the trenchcoat's color. Also, pick colors for an outfit generally.



Are you blithely accusing me of being materialistic or psychic? That's what I want to know...


 
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 Thursday, April 09 2009 @ 10:26 PM UTC  
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Bernard, surely you know something about possessions..

Gorbert, remember that time I posed a CHALLENGE ROUND question to you? Remind me of the trenchcoat's color. Also, pick colors for an outfit generally.



Are you blithely accusing me of being materialistic or psychic? That's what I want to know...



*beam*


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 Thursday, April 09 2009 @ 10:28 PM UTC  
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No, flapping at people isn't very intimidating. I guess I'd just go about life as a fish.



Why do you feel the need to be intimidating, Gorbert? Is this due to unresolved issues with your bear?



It's actually the bear that has unresolved issues with Gorbert.

For instance:


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 Thursday, April 09 2009 @ 10:29 PM UTC  
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Bernard, surely you know something about possessions..

Gorbert, remember that time I posed a CHALLENGE ROUND question to you? Remind me of the trenchcoat's color. Also, pick colors for an outfit generally.



Hm. Dark green overcoat, light blue shirt, brown slacks, black fedora and black shoes.


 
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 Thursday, April 09 2009 @ 10:29 PM UTC  
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No, flapping at people isn't very intimidating. I guess I'd just go about life as a fish.



Why do you feel the need to be intimidating, Gorbert? Is this due to unresolved issues with your bear?



It's actually the bear that has unresolved issues with Gorbert.

For instance:



I see. Gorbert has stolen the salad tongs, trying to get back at his bear. The bear's aggression is then directed at Gorbert. The cycle begins again.

It's terribly sad.


 
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 Thursday, April 09 2009 @ 10:31 PM UTC  
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Bernard, surely you know something about possessions..

Gorbert, remember that time I posed a CHALLENGE ROUND question to you? Remind me of the trenchcoat's color. Also, pick colors for an outfit generally.



Hm. Dark green overcoat, light blue shirt, brown slacks, black fedora and black shoes.



MASSIVE FAIL! Black and brown should never go down! Grey slacks and brown shoes would have been acceptable.


 
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 Thursday, April 09 2009 @ 10:32 PM UTC  
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No, no unresolved issues, but what's the point of haunting people if you aren't frightening?

As for the bear, fortunately I brought my butter knife with me. This should be interesting.

*lunges at the bear* I never touched your salad tongs! Have at thee!


 
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 Thursday, April 09 2009 @ 10:33 PM UTC  
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Bernard, surely you know something about possessions..

Gorbert, remember that time I posed a CHALLENGE ROUND question to you? Remind me of the trenchcoat's color. Also, pick colors for an outfit generally.



Hm. Dark green overcoat, light blue shirt, brown slacks, black fedora and black shoes.



MASSIVE FAIL! Black and brown should never go down! Grey slacks and brown shoes would have been acceptable.



Frankly, sir, I don't care about your fashion opinions.


 
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 Thursday, April 09 2009 @ 10:34 PM UTC  
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#1 was shopping earlier and knows that dark green and light blue are hard to fit...

By the way, she's wondering where #6 is. Between the laughing (oh, so she just lost a tooth? And, what about it? Someone's going to find catladyteeth in their salad. Hopefully a bear. No worries, it *pop*... will grow... back.)


 
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Jade XXIV
 Thursday, April 09 2009 @ 10:36 PM UTC  
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Dark green and light blue. Hmm. Gorbert, we may have to go shopping.


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 Thursday, April 09 2009 @ 10:37 PM UTC  
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INSERT HERE ONE (1) SKETCHY SCUFFLE OF GORBERT VS BEAR, INCLUDING COMIC WAILS OF AGONY IN SHORT-FORM PITH; DISMEMBERED LIMBS; REQUISITE GRAWLICES; HEARTS, STARS AND HORSESHOES, CLOVERS AND BALLOONS, ETC.

Zolotisty cannot be arsed.

Anyway, I am with the fancy fancy fashionistas but I also bow to your every whim here.


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 Thursday, April 09 2009 @ 10:37 PM UTC  
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Apparently the general consensus on this forum is that I have no fashion sense. Fine. This is my outfit, then:
dark green coat, light blue shirt, brown slacks, black shoes.


 
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 Thursday, April 09 2009 @ 10:40 PM UTC  
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*squints and has a look around*

Lelila. I see you! Quit hiding back there.


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 Thursday, April 09 2009 @ 10:41 PM UTC  
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What "every whim"? You asked me for colors and I gave them to you. And apparently I did a terrible job. So fine, what colors should my outfit be?


 
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 Thursday, April 09 2009 @ 10:41 PM UTC  
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And so whaht's it whaht yourre sudshestink for the, youse knouw... *lowers voice with a motherly grin* under-clohthees?


 
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 Thursday, April 09 2009 @ 10:41 PM UTC  
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What "every whim"? You asked me for colors and I gave them to you. And apparently I did a terrible job. So fine, what colors should my outfit be?



*waves hands placatingly* Ask the fancy fashionistas! I am just the architect.


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 Thursday, April 09 2009 @ 10:42 PM UTC  
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*squints and has a look around*

Lelila. I see you! Quit hiding back there.




I've no idea what you're talking about. *sneaks around*


 
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Jade XXIV
 Thursday, April 09 2009 @ 10:43 PM UTC  
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I thought that Gorbert wore a white shirt and just about everything else black. Maybe some gray. Lelila? What do you think?


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 Thursday, April 09 2009 @ 10:43 PM UTC  
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*peers at Lelila's avatar* Oh, that's TERRIBLY useful. *snatch, scampers off*


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